Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Ok- the CDC finally has a Zombie plan....

But it's soooo lame!

Here is the official Center for Disease Control Zombie plan

"If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It's likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated."

Ok you do that while I get my MP5, shotgun, Viking sword and My Crovel.






Let's hope I won't have to save your ass- cause I might tell ya to "suck it" with lame a plan


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