Monday, October 31, 2011

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"The Princess & The Batman keeping the streets safe!"
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Sunday, October 30, 2011

Saturday, October 29, 2011

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"Nora drew me Batman. "

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Friday, October 28, 2011

"How to Find Inner Peace."



I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles,  the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum u  luvum.!!

The Bye Family Pumpkins 2011
















Stupendously Awesome!!!

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Oh Yeah- I love this Lady

Got this from my buddy JG-

Alan Simpson, Senator from Wyoming , Co-Chair of Obama's deficit commission, calls senior citizens the Greediest Generation as he compared "Social Security" to a Milk Cow with 310 million teats.


Here's a response in a letter from PATTY MYERS in Montana ... She tells it like it is! 

Hey Alan, let's get a few things straight..

1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS.

2. I have been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63).

3 My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a Ponzi scheme that would have made Bernie Madoff proud..

4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN.

5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the game. Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the bills.

6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again. Why? Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money. Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay off YOUR debt.
To add insult to injury, you label us "greedy" for calling "bullshit" on your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU.

1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?

2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?

3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?

4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?

It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators called Congress who are the "greedy" ones. It is you and your fellow nutcases who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream from millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers. And for what? VOTES. That's right, sir. You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers. You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.

And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.



Now this is what I call "free speech".

Thursday, October 27, 2011

The 13 year old boy in me is so excited!

I've set the DiVR as W would say. 
Starts tonight @ 9 central on MTV  


`Beavis And Butthead' 2011: Show To Return To MTV In Fall

SAN DIEGO (Associated Press) -- Nearly two decades after their heyday, Beavis and Butthead are coming back.

Creator Mike Judge says the ever adolescent, trash-talking duo will return to MTV in the fall.

Judge came to Comic-Con to talk about the reboot of his beloved animated characters and offer a peek at the new season, which is set to premiere in October.

In their new incarnation, the two perennial teens - still wearing their AC/DC and Metallica shirts - riff on music videos, YouTube submissions and MTV shows such as "Jersey Shore" and "Teen Cribs."

"They're also watching UFC fights," Judge says.

The 48-year-old writer, who also voices many of his characters, says that besides Beavis and Butthead, he hopes to tackle live-action dramas in his creative future.

Comic-Con continues through Sunday.

 


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Isn't there anything else todo in North Dakota?

  
Strippers In Williston, North Dakota Raking In $2,000 Per Night In Tips

An oil boomtown in the middle of North Dakota is proving that the laws of supply and demand apply to everything -- even stripper salaries.

As thousands of men move to Williston, North Dakota seeking high-paying jobs working for oil companies, area strippers have seen their salaries skyrocket, CNNMoney reports. Strippers claim that they can make $2,000 to $3,000 per night in tips -- more than in typical strip club hot spots like Las Vegas -- dancing for the oil rig workers, many of whom moved to the town without their families.

(Read the entire story at CNNMoney.)

Word of their success has spread and now applications are pouring in to the town's strip clubs from women working as far away as Hawaii and Germany, according to CNNMoney. North Dakota has weathered the recession particularly well, with an unemployment rate of only 3.5 percent as of September, in comparison to the national rate of 9.1 percent.

Though the stripper economy in Williston may seem particularly extreme, women are flocking to jobs dancing in strip clubs and posing in adult magazines elsewhere as well. Employers in the adult entertainment industry told the Associated Press in 2009 that they were seeing an influx in job applicants thanks to the down economy.

Still, the down economy hasn't hurt the strip club industry in many locations. On some nights in British Columbia, strippers pull in less than half of what they used to make thanks in large part to the economic downturn and the rise of internet porn, according to The Vancouver Sun. In Tampa some strip club owners reported in 2008 that their business dropped 25 percent as potential patrons had less money to spend in a down economy.

In more extreme cases, the recession has pushed some into prostitution, especially in Portugal, where many women have struggled to feed their families, according to IPS. The Independent reported at the height of the recession that in Germany, where prostitution is legal, brothels attempted to overcome the financial downturn by offering free promotions and cutting prices.

Watch CNN's video here:

 


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Monday, October 24, 2011

I got a new hoodie!

I did a little shopping for a new hoodie today and almost bought this-


then I had a thought- "would The Wife be out in public with me in this?"

I realized the answer was "nope."

So I bought this one instead- 



The Wife saw this and said- " I 'd got out in public with you in that one."

so, good call on my part.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

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"My candy corn Smoochie!"

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"It's a good day at The Farm!"

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"Nora & I like the penguins! "

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Friday, October 21, 2011

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"My Goofy Princess! "

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"I ask this question all the time!"

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Why don't I think of this stuff?

Best Baby Halloween costume!





"I pitty da fool who changes my next diaper!"

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"Would've thought they be heading south by now. "

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I laugh and cry simultaneously at this.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

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"Best Halloween costume! Wish they made the bunny suit in my size. "

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Monday, October 17, 2011

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"Nora loves playtime with Grandma!"

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Sunday, October 16, 2011

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"Happy Birthday Dad! Best guy I know. "

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"What a great way to spend a Sunday morning!"

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Saturday, October 15, 2011

It was a fun day!

@ Chuck E Cheese













Nora & Marin had fun.

The Sis and I did too.


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Friday, October 14, 2011

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"Homemade pizza and movie night. Stuart Little 2"

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"Bitches running wild man!"

I don't think this was about the cellphone. 
"Why?" you say- cause there is NO WAY 
30 teenage girls can share ONE cellphone. 

 
Teen attacked by 30 girls, wanted her cell phone
Thursday, October 13 2011
New Jersey - A 15-year-old Hoboken girl was assaulted in a Downtown Jersey City park night by a group of roughly 30 girls who stole her cellphone. Police were called to the park on Wayne Street between Barrow Street and Jersey Avenue at 9:57 p.m. on the report of a large, disorderly group and after dispersing the group of up to 30 people, police noticed the 15-year-old girl standing at the corner of the park with a bloody nose, swollen lip and bloody ear. The victim said she was walking in the park with her cousin when the pack of teenage girls swarmed around her and assaulted her before stealing her cellphone.
 


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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

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""I don't remember having corn.""

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

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"What a pretty sunrise! "

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Isn't a wiener what got Tiger to where he is now?

 
Fan throws hot dog at Tiger Woods
Sunday, October 9 2011
San Martin, California - A strange year for Tiger Woods took another bizarre twist when a fan was arrested for running toward the seventh green at CordeValle and tossing a hot dog in Woods` direction. The bun barely reached the green. The hot dog landed on the putting surface. The 31-year-old man, whose name wasn`t released, dropped to the ground to be arrested. Woods backed off his birdie putt, then quickly resumed play. Even as he returned last year from a sex scandal, and the occasional fan would should heckle him, Woods never had a fan duck under the ropes and approach him.
 


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Monday, October 10, 2011

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"The "Kids" having a late day snuggle "

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Sunday, October 9, 2011

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"I love my Smoochie!"

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Saturday, October 8, 2011

Friday, October 7, 2011

As Tootie would say- "Somebody's in TROU-BLE!!!"

 
Charter boat leaves two scuba divers to die at sea
Wednesday, October 5 2011
Miami, Florida - Two terrified divers were left stranded in shark-infested waters when their charter boat disappeared. Paul Kline and Fernando Garcia Puerta had to cling to a buoy for two hours after surfacing from their late-afternoon dive in the Atlantic Ocean three miles from Miami and finding no trace of their boat. `We were in shock. We could easily have died,` Kline, 44, told the Miami Herald. `If night had fallen, the situation would have turned into panic.` He said they kept talking to each other throughout their ordeal `to try to keep up our high spirits`. They were eventually spotted by the crew of a passing yacht and brought safely to shore.
 


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"Just because I love them! "

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Thursday, October 6, 2011

"Think Different" AD from 1997- never before aired w/Steve Jobs naration.



This is AWESOME! Apple should put this on TV NOW- it's still relevant 14 years later.

These people need to go to iHell!

 
Westboro Baptist Church Leader, Margie J. Phelps, Tweets Picket Of Steve Jobs Funeral From An IPhone

Steve Jobs' death has garnered a number of reactions, but none as bizarre as this.

Westboro Baptist Church leader Margie J. Phelps has announced that the group will picket the Apple co-founder's funeral, condemning him for "teaching his neighbors to sin." While their actual reasons for promoting the picket seem a bit unclear, how Phelps made the announcement is causing quite a stir (and garnering a few laughs).

She tweeted from an iPhone.

The tweet that has critics pointing out the irony says little more than "He is in hell." The controversial church seems to be sticking by their words, however, ignoring criticism of the method used to get out their message.

The first shocking tweet is below.

After a number of groups pointed out the irony, Phelps continued to tweet, typing, "Rebels mad cuz I used iPhone to tell you Steve Jobs is in hell.God created iPhone for that purpose!"

The church, which has become famous for its unofficial "God Hates Fags" slogan, has been at the center of many controversial pickets in recent years, including sending congregation members to protest at the funeral of Elizabeth Edwards. The church also picketed the funerals of those killed in the Arizona shootings, an act many found particularly distasteful.

 


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