Monday, November 29, 2010

Yes I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley!

RIP Leslie Nielsen.

a couple of my Favs-




Sunday, November 28, 2010

Only at my Folk's house..





Can I have a cocktail in a camp Snoopy glass from 1985.

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Happy Holidays

From the Bye/Scherber kids






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Thursday, November 25, 2010

NAUGHTY things u can get away with saying on Thanksgiving.

Got this off a friends FB page-


NAUGHTY things u can get away with saying on Thanksgiving-

1.) Talk about a huge breast!
2.) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3.) It's cool whip time!
4.) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
5.) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
6.) Just spread the legs & stuff it in!
7.) You still have a little bit on your chin.

Pilgrim Batman!





HAPPY THANKSGIVING!


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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Laugh it up Fuzzball!

NSFW-Timberlake may have stayed with Brittany if she followed this advice-NSFW

Let's fight crime! Can your Mom drive us?

Seattle has a Justice League- Kind of-

Seattle investigators have identified nine costumed individuals: Buster Doe, Catastrophe, Gemini, Green Reaper, No Name, Penelope, Phoenix Jones the Guardian of Seattle, Thorn, and Thunder 88. Phoenix Jones, a 22-year-old man who patrols the street in a black cape, fedora, white belt, and mask, revealed his real identity to Seattle police in early November. He is normally driven around by a woman who, wearing no costume, stays in the car while he performs his superhero duties. "So far, no confirmation if this is actually his mom," says Alison Nastasi at Cinematical.

Maybe I should visit Kirschty and bring this out of the closet-


Think the TSA would give me the "agressive pat-down" wearing this?



Monday, November 22, 2010

Please-if you drive Highway 7 between St.Boni and Minnetonka-WATCH THIS!!!

How to drive in the Snow-



<a href="http://www.bing.com/videos/browse?mkt=en-us&from=en-us_msnhp&vid=149ac8e9-7bc4-43fb-9d29-c805a9f5dfe4&from=en-us&fg=dest" target="_new" title="How to Drive in the Snow">Video: How to Drive in the Snow</a>

Sunday, November 21, 2010

After reading this- so glad I don't fly much

TSA has met the enemy -- and they are us

How did an agency created to protect the public become the target of so much public scorn?

Read more: http://kare.m0bl.net/r/9ldxd

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Hey Derek, you in this?

St.Paul Firefighters Turn Up the Heat

Several St. Paul firefighters are igniting sparks with a steamy calendar. It's the second year the firefighters have bared their shirts to strike a pose.

Read more: http://kmsp.m0bl.net/r/9kx0y

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Watch the Extended ‘Two Beavers’ Video From How I Met Your Mother

Watch the Extended ‘Two Beavers’ Video From How I Met Your Mother

This is cool and all BUT...

I'm more of an Elvis person. 


We're still holding out hope for a cloud-based subscription service to make that full-page teaser on Apple.com seem worthwhile, but it looks like today's unforgettable iTunes announcement will indeed just be the arrival of the Beatles to the store -- the Fab Four's page just went live, about 20 minutes before the official announcement. It looks like the entire catalog is available in a $149 box set complete with iTunes LP content, and there's also a few videos for your enjoyment. We're sure some of you are super-stoked about being able to buy this stuff in yet another format -- and we're glad Steve and Yoko worked it out -- but unless something else happens today we're feeling like we just witnessed a lot of empty hype.


Update: Yep, it's official -- the Beatles are on iTunes. No streaming announcement, no subscription service. Apple's given its entire front page over to a full-size shot of the boys, and as a bonus the "Live at the Washington Coliseum, 1964" video will stream for free for the rest of the year. Ringo, can you sum this up for us?
"I am particularly glad to no longer be asked when the Beatles are coming to iTunes," said Ringo Starr.
You were always our favorite, Rings. PR after the break, along with a screencap of Apple.com for posterity.


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The Beatles Now on iTunes
All 13 Legendary Beatles Studio Albums amp; Special Digital Box Set


LONDON and CUPERTINO, California-November 16, 2010-Apple Corps, EMI and Apple(R) today announced that the Beatles, the most influential and beloved rock band in music history, are now available for the first time on the iTunes Store(R) (www.itunes.com). Starting today, the group's 13 legendary remastered studio albums with iTunes LPs, the two-volume "Past Masters" compilation and the classic "Red" and "Blue" collections are available for purchase and download on iTunes(R) worldwide as either albums or individual songs. Fans can also get a special digital "Beatles Box Set" featuring the "Live at the Washington Coliseum, 1964" concert film, a worldwide iTunes exclusive which captures the Beatles' very first US concert.


"We're really excited to bring the Beatles' music to iTunes," said Sir Paul McCartney. "It's fantastic to see the songs we originally released on vinyl receive as much love in the digital world as they did the first time around."


"I am particularly glad to no longer be asked when the Beatles are coming to iTunes," said Ringo Starr. "At last, if you want it-you can get it now-The Beatles from Liverpool to now! Peace and Love, Ringo."


"We love the Beatles and are honored and thrilled to welcome them to iTunes," said Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. "It has been a long and winding road to get here. Thanks to the Beatles and EMI, we are now realizing a dream we've had since we launched iTunes ten years ago."


"In the joyful spirit of Give Peace A Chance, I think it is so appropriate that we are doing this on John's 70th birthday year," said Yoko Ono Lennon.


"The Beatles on iTunes-Bravo!" said Olivia Harrison.


"The Beatles and iTunes have both been true innovators in their fields," said EMI Group CEO Roger Faxon. "It's a privilege for everybody at EMI to work with Steve Jobs and with Apple Corps' Jeff Jones and their teams in marking a great milestone in the development of digital music."


Each of the Beatles' 13 legendary remastered studio albums, including "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," "Revolver," "The Beatles [The White Album]" and "Abbey Road" include iTunes LPs, which create an immersive album experience with a beautiful design and expanded visual features including a unique mini-documentary about the creation of each album. The two-volume "Past Masters" compilation and the classic "Red" and "Blue" collections are also available.


Single albums are available for purchase and download for $12.99 each, double albums for $19.99 each and individual songs for $1.29 each.


The special digital "Beatles Box Set" ($149) contains the 13 remastered studio albums with iTunes LPs and all mini-documentaries, "Past Masters," and the "Live at the Washington Coliseum, 1964" concert film, a worldwide iTunes exclusive which captures the Beatles' very first US concert in its entirety. In addition, Beatles fans can stream and view the "Live at the Washington Coliseum, 1964" concert film from iTunes for free for the remainder of this calendar year.


Apple Corps Ltd. was founded by The Beatles in 1968 to look after the group's own affairs. The London-based company has administered the catalogue of The Beatles releases of the 1960s that have sold to date more than 600 million records, tapes and CDs. Since the 1990s, Apple has piloted new Beatles projects that have become benchmarks for pioneering accomplishment and which have included The Beatles Anthology projects, the 29-million selling album The Beatles 1, The Beatles LOVE show and CD and the 09/09/09 release of The Beatles Remastered catalogue and The Beatles Rock Band game. Further information on The Beatles' projects can be found at www.thebeatles.com.


EMI Music is one of the world's leading music companies, representing artists spanning all musical tastes and genres. Its record labels include Angel, Astralwerks, Blue Note, Capitol, Capitol Latin, Capitol Nashville, EMI Classics, EMI CMG, EMI Records, EMI Records Nashville, Manhattan, Parlophone and Virgin.


Apple designs Macs, the best personal computers in the world, along with OS X, iLife, iWork, and professional software. Apple leads the digital music revolution with its iPods and iTunes online store. Apple is reinventing the mobile phone with its revolutionary iPhone and App Store, and has recently introduced its magical iPad which is defining the future of mobile media and computing devices.



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Monday, November 15, 2010

Coming to save your town

THE PINK MASK!





With his sidekick Pinky Rose






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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Fun in the snow





Snow Man has a little junk inthe trunk






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When your neighbor..

Has to give the UPS truck a tow





It's a good day to stay home.

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Glad I brought in the deck furniture





Regretting not covering the grill



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No one wants to see that!

This is FUNNY! and disturbing. 

http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/crazy-guy-yells-out-most-awesome-family-feud-answer-ever/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


We know you're still recovering from our list of the greatest "Family Feud" bloopers, but you're going to want to see this.



Recent "Family Feud" episode 10,133 featured a bald nitwit (not Steve Harvey) who was asked, "What do you not want to see when breaking into a house?" His answer defies imagination.



If only this classic episode of the Harvey-hosted game show had aired before our list went out. (Seriously, it may be one of the greatest game show clips of all time, and that includes the one with the "penis" answer.)



Keep reading to see what happened and, even better, for the shocking response from the judges.


Our favorite parts: the other contestant's dead-on comic timing and Harvey slapping the cards down on the podium as if saying, "That is the last damn straw with you people!"



Also, why the hell did they award him 33 points for "Gun/Occupant"? Why are those two words sandwiched together in the first place? You might be surprised to find a gun, but would you really be surprised to find a person in a house where, you know, people live? This clip is so baffling, we may just have to watch it 50 more times instead of going back to work.

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Seriouly?






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Friday, November 12, 2010

Nora likes to Hamm it up






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Han Solo Lives! thanks to George Lucas not wanting a downer ending

I love Harrison Ford but am not a fan of him saying this-

"As a character he was not so interesting to me. I thought he should have died in the last one, just to give it some bottom. George [Lucas] didn't think there was any future in dead Han toys."

OK- I have heard a longer version of this and Harrison thought Han should have gone out a hero in Jedi- sacraficing himself for the rebellion.  Lucas did not want a downer ending- he told Harrison-"empire was our sad one- this one is happy. CUE THE MUPPETS!"

 ok so I made up the cue the muppet part.

Hey Harrison-  dissapointed you still wish Han Solo dead but Indiana Jones fighting aliens and surving a nuclear blast in a fridgedaire is OK.  No one wanted Han dead because you played him so well. We don't want Indy dead either but- let's get him back to reality though please!

Here is a pic to remind you of the awesomeness of Han Solo

And you thought you had a rough day!

Check out: "Demolished Tower Falls in the Wrong Direction, Cuts Power to 4,000 Homes" - www.asylum.com

http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/11/mad-river-power-plant-tower-falls/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


Stuff blowing up is always exciting, right? Except when the tower you're blowing up falls in the wrong direction.



You know, a landing-on-live-power-lines-and-damaging-an-electrical-outhouse kind of direction that cuts off power to 4,000 homes. And did we mention there were kids nearby watching the event? Well, that too.



As you'll see from the footage below, the 83-foot Mad River Power Plant Tower in Springfield, Ohio, topples into live wires and sparks jolt out as the crowd members scream and run for their lives.



"It just started leaning the other way and I thought, Holy cow. It was terrifying for a little bit," fireman John Roeder said.



But why did it happen? It seems there was an undetected crack in the side of the tower, which forced it the wrong way. As for the town's blackout, it knocked out traffic lights and even caused a car accident.



Check out the shocking clip below.


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Thursday, November 11, 2010

In case you didn't know- I like Batman

Here is an awesome Batman picture.





And a funny one a friend sent me
(thanks Garrett)





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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Is it what's ON the box?

The Wife's family has a thing when ever someone is unwrapping a gift- if it is in a product box-someone always asks- "is it what's on the box?"
Well now- you can really have some fun with this thanks to the folks at Prank Pack.

http://www.prankpack.com/

Gift boxes that look like real product boxes but-they are not!

The Beer Beard is my Fav!

Thanks to Greg Swan for the tweet on this.


more than a crumb catcher now!

The Sis would love this one!

Michael Scott could use this!

this one would actually be "handy"

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

This is NOT how you bag a deer

Some friends were deer hunting over the weekend- a few bagged a deer. (hope I get a little venison) and it's the time of year - hitting one with your car becomes more common- since they are all running away from the gunfire.  I even had a friend who once literally knocked the crap out of one all over his car.

I thankfully never got caught off guard by a "flying deer"- keep reading-

Flying deer batters Minn family A New Ulm couple and their teenage daughter are battered and bruised, but grateful to have survived an extraordinary encounter with a deer.



Chris and Susan Blake and their 17-year-old daughter, Olivia, driving on a Blue Earth County highway last weekend when an oncoming car struck a deer directly in front of them. The small buck became airborne and crashed through the windshield of the Blakes’ Pontiac Vibe.


The deer hit Chris in the face, then glanced off Sue in the front passenger seat before striking Olivia in the back seat. The deer’s momentum carried it right out the back window.
KARE-TV reports Chris suffered numerous broken bones in his face. Susan had scratches to her face and some bruising. Olivia suffered a broken nose and fractured cheek. She’s hoping to heal fast, in time to play the lead in the New Ulm High School play in two weeks.
Information from: KARE-TV, http://www.kare11.com
(Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Monday, November 8, 2010

I love randomly shouting- 1.21 JIGGA-WATTS!

The Ace of Ckaes folks have done lots of cool cakes- the Millenium Falcon one being my fav- now they have done a great one-

The "Back to The Future" Delorean-


Click on the Title link to go to the article to check the video. Bottom line- this is all kinds of Awesome!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Restaurant Turns Tables On Randy Moss

This is all kinds if awesome. They really took some lemons and made some lemon-suckitmoss-ade!

Restaurant Turns Tables On Randy Moss
http://mlnurl.com/1wiq


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Friday, November 5, 2010

Japan to the USA is shorter-only 61 steps- but tougher


‎1. Go to Google Maps 
2. Go to "Get Directions" 
3. Type Japan as the start location 
4. Type USA as the end location 
5. Read step # 38
6. Begin your new "push up workout"


Japan to China in 82 easy steps

Got this from My Friend Georgiana-

‎1. Go to Google Maps
2. Go to "Get Diections"
3. Type Japan as the start location
4. Type China as the end location
5. Read step #43
6. Laugh and repost!



True Story-Good Times!

It's Friday & I'm Batman

I'm on a bear!




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Thursday, November 4, 2010

FINNALLY-the chip companies are reading my suggestions



THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!
TODAY!

Give a "toot" and get the boot!

My nephew got suspended for his pants hanging down and "crackin'" a smile so this is not surprising. 

Check out: "Boy Gets Detention for Farting ... and It Makes the News" - www.asylum.com

http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/02/christian-summers-detention-for-farting/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


We've all been scolded for letting one rip at an inopportune moment by those who obviously don't appreciate the refined subtleties of flatulence humor.



But has one of your farts ever been so forceful that you received a formal reprimand for it? Even better, has one ever made the news? No? Then you've just been outdone by an 11-year-old boy.



Christian Summers was traveling back to his Cleveland home on the school bus recently, when he let one slip, which, understandably, made him laugh.



However, the bus driver didn't find his antics amusing and gave him a discipline warning and an hour of detention.



Christian's parents said they thought the punishment stunk (sorry) so bad that they went to the local TV news station ... which, in turn, ran a two-minute report on the fart and its fallout (not like that).



Keep reading to watch the amazing report, during which it's revealed that Christian now "fears his flatulence."


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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

From Real World to the Political World!

Met Sean years ago at the State Fair- he was in a lumberjack expo- nice guy.  


Check out: "True Story: 'Real World' Star Sean Duffy Wins House Seat in Wisconsin" - PopEater.com

http://www.popeater.com/2010/11/03/sean-duffy-house-wisconsin-real-world-boston/?icid=popeater-iphone-url


Sean DuffyThe glass ceiling for reality stars in Congress has been shattered, thanks to 'Real World: Boston' standout Sean Duffy, a Republican who picked up an open seat in Wisconsin's 7th District during Tuesday's big election.



Duffy, who spent 1997 finding out "what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real," easily defeated state Sen. Julie Lassa for the job in a contest to replace retiring Rep. David Obey, a Democrat who held the seat for 41 years.



The Associated Press declared Duffy the winner, and he thanked supporters at his victory party shortly before midnight. "What a great night in Wisconsin," Duffy belted.


Duffy filled the "conservative Midwesterner" spot on season 6 of the show and later participated in 'Road Rules.' During his stint as a reality TV star, he met and married 'Real World: San Francisco' beauty Rachel Campos. The couple have six children.



Syrus Yarbrough, one of Duffy's housemates on the show, has already weighed in on the victory. "Sean from my season of The Real World Boston is now a US Congressman!" he wrote on Twitter. "Congrats my brotha!"



While at the Boston firehouse, Duffy would often clash with the liberal-leaning Kameelah Phillips, and later credited the two black cast members (Phillips and Yarbrough) with helping to teach him about race issues. There was no hot tub in the house (these were more innocent times, folks), so the most scandalous thing he ever did was call Phillips a "bitch."



That said, he doesn't think his time on television should play any part in his political ambitions. "People aren't concerned about a reality show from 15 years ago," he said in a Daily Caller interview back in May.



Since leaving Boston,' Duffy appeared on 2002's version of 'Real World/Road Rules Challenge' and has made occasional appearances as an ESPN color commentator. Until recently he was the district attorney for Ashland County.



The 7th District includes all or part of 20 central and northwestern Wisconsin counties.




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