Monday, November 30, 2009

Did Aliens kill JFK?






Heard about this on the radio today and had to see for myself- this is a picture of Dealey plaza- right before JFK was shot- top right of the picture- looks like a UFO- or does it?

This was one of a treasure trove of pictures recovered the other day and are thought to have been stolen from a Fort Worth Historical society. (AOL printed the PIC first)

Maybe it was Aliens and not Cubans or the Mob that conspired to off JFK 'cause we wanted to go to the moon!

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Look everyone...

It's Jesus-A-Sauras!!




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IT'S BACK!





THANKSGIVING-Day 3: the return of "Gordon Gartrail"!


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Thursday, November 26, 2009

A day for giving thanks!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!

Today I am thankful for the following

I have a home.
I have a job.
I have good friends and family.

Most of all though- I am thankful for the two folks in this picture!




Love them more than they'll ever know!


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Nice one Gander MTN.

Happy Holidays!

Nothing says- I'm thankful, love my family and happy holidays like getting up early and buying a brand new semi-automatic pistol!




"seriously?"


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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

What's Adam West Watching?

This is a fun series of Fox promos with the Great Adam West!

Monday is my Favorite!

It pays to Tweet!




Yep- because of Tweeting on Twitter- I got this in the mail yesterday!

How I met your Mother - it's my favorite show and Barney- played with extreme awesomeness by NPH (Neil Patrick Harris)

Is my favorite character. I follow the show- Barney (Broslife) NPH and Alison Hannigan (Lilly) on Twitter

A couple weeks ago they had a contest to add CBSTweet to who you follow- the first x# of people then got a prize

I did not get the big prize but I did get - what you see in the pic- A Barney bobble-head

AND IT TALKS!

It says- "Suit Up!" - "I've done soo much good today, I've got a soul boner!" - and my favorite-

"it's going to be LEGEN- wait for it .... & I hope you're not lactose intolerant 'cause the other half of that word is DARY!"

See Twitter and Tweeting = JOY and FUN!


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Monday, November 23, 2009

"truth" in advertising!

I was shocked by this Canada Dry Ginger Ale commercial I saw tonight.




They actually say - "people wil be surprised to learn that Canada Dry Ginger Ale has real ginger!"

WHAT?  GINGER ale has GINGER in it?  As Pepper Brooks once said- " I feel shocked! "

But then I remembered something I learned about a popular product years ago
A buddy and I were shopping for party snacks and wanted some guacamole
We grabbed some Dean's guacamole from the shelf and out of curiosity looked at the ingredients- it did NOT contain avocados??

We were "surprised and shocked" !  That is THE ingredient that makes guacamole!

see the pic where it just says - guacamole -




but after this
http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/case/guacamole_dip_deceptive_advertising.html

The label now says - guacamole flavored -




So it made the Canada Dry commercial not soo "shocking and surprising"

Sunday, November 22, 2009

At least I know if she rolls in the mud- it'll be 'cause it's fun

Nora got her H1N1 shot yesterday-

this was her before the shot



This was after the shot




Daddy felt bad so we went for Ice Cream




what we learned today- Ice Cream makes it all better!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Ya think he's making his get-aways on a rascal?

A 70+ year old man is wanted by the FBI for FIVE bank robberies over the last 3 months

his nickname-

‘Geezer Bandit’


The $16,000 reward might not be enough- if they throw in a couple of Velour track suits and BOGO coupons for Old Country Buffet- some of his fellow "geezers" might be more inclined to turn him in

Friday, November 20, 2009

F-ing Old School!




YEAH BABY!

Old School- PBR in the Big Boy Glass!


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We need to check the radiation levels in Idaho!




Ok, where are these mutant taters coming from? In the pic u see two french fries almost the same length as the ketchup bottle -bout 10 inches- WTF?


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Maybe I can get some PHAT cash for my PHAT AZZ!

It's unfortunate and sad some folks died over this but if human fat is really worth $60,000 A GALLON- Stick the hose sucker in my gut and get to work!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

That's a damn fine Cup O' Joe!




Mmmm Dunn Bros Coffee... Delicious!

They need to look into a small change though - either get better insulated cups or lower the temp of the coffee.

You can't hold it- even with the sleeve- for more than 30 seconds!

It is luciously delicious though!



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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Strap into your Laz-Y-Boys




Ken Ober- for those that lived on MTV in the late 80's- he was the host of "Remote Control". This was a great game show for our generation.

It combined pop culture knowledge with fun and whimsy not really seen since.

He unexpectedly passed away yesterday- he was only 52

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/16/obit.ober/index.html

Adam Sandler- Colin Quinn and Dennis Leary should pay their respects to his family

They all "got their start" on that show- who knows- we may not know who any of them are without it!

Take a trip down memory lane here-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_Control_(game_show)

Then "it's time for a snack break! hold up your bowls!"

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Books-books -& more books!




Yep- Nora loves books. We even have to hide certain ones or we'd be reading them ALL THE TIME!

It Is sooo cute when she wants a book read to her- she trots up to one of us and says -"ret, ret... moor ret!"

She's just soo fricken cute some days I can't stand it!



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Saturday, November 14, 2009

Really... that's what you are gonna wear?

What is this fashion trend of the last few years of celebrities wearing velour tracksuits?

There are certain things you just should not wear until you've reached a certain
point in life.

loud ugly sweaters- not until your a father!



pajamas at the grocery store- only if your under 6 or a mother!



velour tracksuits?





Not until you are over 65- live in Boca or Scottsdale- and have dinner at 4:30

Friday, November 13, 2009

Hey kettle..? That pot guy is ok right?

I think this is equal to Bernie Madhoff saying Tom Petters is a "guy that wouldn't swindle you out of a dime!"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33886490/ns/entertainment-celebrities/



After reading the above article- this went through my head-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_b3oPslctA


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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Now that's "green"!

Don't stare at the goats while they are eating- it's distracts them from their work!

http://www.good.is/post/rental-goats-clear-brush-better-beat-cosmonauts-in-space-race/?gt1=48001


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The more you know...& knowing is half the battle!




Take some time today and learn the history behind why today was chosen to honor ALL those who server in our Armed Forces

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veterans_Day

It involves a President and a Shoe Salesman...True Story!


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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Yep it's midnight and this is for a video game.




This is the line at ONE store as gamers waited to get "call of duty- modern warfare 2". Had a late night happy hour with some buddies before they got their copies at midnight last night. They worked me hard to get one but I didn't "drink the Kool-Aid".. Yet!


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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Yeah baby!!

Princess Leia in the slave outfit gave most guys(and some girls) in my age group that first tingling in their naughty place.




This pic showed up on the web this week- Carrie Fisher and her double laying out between scenes, ooohhhhh.

This one just went in "the bank"!


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Made the most of the day!

Took advantage of the nice wx and got some outside stuff done. Cleaned up a bit in the garage- put the stakes in the driveway so I don't "over do it" with the snowblower- & got the X-mas lights up!

You may say- "X-mas lights, it's only Nov 7th?". I didn't turn them on yet but they are up and ready so I don't have to do it weeks from now when it's freezing outside.

Also squeezed in time at the park with my Smoochie-




Aaahhhhaaahhhhhaaahhhhh - feels good.

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Punch... Not so much!

Tried Punch pizza- it's great if you like cold meat and cheese on burnt bread!

Had to hit Jimmy Johns to get the taste outta my mouth.

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Tap makes a much better burger!

I am amazed that with Mcd's I am sure having a BIG legal deptartment they even had to go through this Lawsuit.

Or- maybe they thought- "it's just a small Minnesota place no one will notice"

Either way- Lion's Tap wins!!