I hope Ole is still standing.

Earthquake is talk of the town in Alexandria

The wind is an old friend in Alexandria. But at 2:20 Friday morning a stranger knocked.

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And they lived Happily ever after!

Atta girl! It's good to be the almost King.


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I know something I'm doing next week

Call of the Dead! Time to kill me some Zombies

I wonder if you can be one of these folks- that would be SOO AWESOME!

Gotta Remember some of the most important rules of surving ZombieLand

Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 6: Travel in a Group: The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure your a traveling buffet. Going it alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you. Going it with the old man with the limp, the little kid who cant run and the middle aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds you can run away faster then they can.

Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency: Its not about pretty its about efficiency. Alot of folks run for the gun cabinet where as the truly savvy go looking for the most blunt and effective way to destroy the brain. That can be anything from a baseball bat... to a toilet lid! Kill with Efficiency... dont use weapons that need something to work and use weapons you can swing over and over and over again. You dont tend to run into 1 zombie at a time.

Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape. If your going to be a hero its always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states.. know your way out!

Rule 18: Limber Up: When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies its not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out. So limbering up is kind of a must. Stretch it out a little.. it may save your life.

Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: Its the end of the world. Dont sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighbourhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!

Happy Hump Day!

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Not a bad way to start the day

Nora and watching Mickey.

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Cross knows how to find the positives

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This just in- cellphones are a way for people to find you!

and isn't that why you got one- so you can stay "connected" to the world.

I am so annoyed with how quickly this crap gets out of hand these days.

Yes iPhones collection location data- so does every SmartPhone. http://www.macworld.com/article/159460/2011/04/android_tracking.html

 But of course everyone has to focus on iPhones and Apple. 

THIS IS NOT NEWS AND APPLE TOLD THE PUBLIC ABOUT THIS LAST YEAR!

"Apple admitted in July 2010 that it was pulling anonymous location information from some users' devices in a letter to U.S. Reps. Edward J. Markey (D-Mass.) and Joe Barton (R-Texas). Apple said it was doing this to build its own cell tower and Wi-Fi access point location database. The database helps Apple find your smartphone's location quickly for use in location-based services such as Foursquare and Facebook Places. Previously, Apple had relied on data from Google and Skyhook for cell tower and Wi-Fi access point locations."

There was even a book published back in December by some researchers
http://www.amazon.com/iOS-Forensic-Analysis-iPhone-Professionals/dp/1430233427/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1303566788&sr=8-1

Also- EVERY cellular provider can track your phone through what cell towers it talks to and they keep records on that. 

Cellphones tracking your general location is not news people!

so everyone stop freaking out that Apple ( or Google or Microsoft) knows that you went to Sex World last week.  Everyone knows you just needed a good "massager"

That Rascal now has a Mobile Trailer For Seniors

I want one now, This is awesome!
 

Royal Wedding Inspires Mobile Trailer For Seniors

The royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton will be watched by millions on TV and live streamed on the web, but there will be plenty of other Londonites lining the streets to catch a glimpse of the newlyweds on their way to the reception at Buckingham Palace...

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Nora is beautiful.

Not saying just because she's my daughter. You can't look at this picture and tell me she's not.

Uncle Garrett took this picture

We love him.

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Location:W Oaks,Minnetonka,United States

Where do I sign up?

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And now, a special message from

The Easter Bunny






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Even The Batman

Goes to Church on Easter.

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The Hunt was bountiful

Nora's Easter bonnet won 1st prize.




It's pretty!






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Why yes..

That is a banana in my pants!

And I'm happy to see you.


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HAPPY EASTER!

Nora, The Wife and I colored some Easter eggs tonight





Nora thought they were pretty.





Pretty tasty!






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I love Weird AL!

this is another great parody from the Master.

She was just screaming out to get the Weird Al treatment.



Closed Circuit to Lady GaGa- the last artist I recall to make a big stink about not wanting Al to Parady their song- Coolio.

See how well that turned out for him-

http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/14/coolio-completely-hammered-trainwreck-incoherent-vulgar-drunk-concert-show-the-lounge-minneapolis-minnesota-pictures-gallery/


I'm Just Sayin'

This would be MY Batman trailer

If I needed a trailer.

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They gotta come up with better names for this stuff.

I get it is an organization that assists those who have lost an arm or leg BUT when you refer to it as "lost limb awareness" it's a different connotation.

It's comes off like this is some rare thing we all need to be "aware" of. That we could wake up one morning and- "holy shit! Where'd my leg go?"

Everyone knows that only happens in Monty Python movies.


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From the Archives

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Your input is desired


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Politicians piss me off!

Another one shooting his mouth off. Jesse Jackson JR is claiming America is losing jobs because of the iPad?

http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/18/the-ipad-is-taking-away-american-jobs-jesse-jackson-juniors-sa/

What an A-Hole D-Bag! America is losing jobs because ginormous A-Hole D-Bags like you are greedy and care more about your own crap than anyone else's.

YOU BOUGHT AN IPAD!

Politicians need to stop blaming others and make us afraid of everything.

Spend the $ you have and no more

"We the People" have to live on a budget- why can't you?

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Fancy Rats?

Is it cause their noses stick up or because they have cuter "outfits"?

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Hey now..

You're gonna make the other bananas feel inadequate.


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My Easter Sunday Outfit

Should I wear a tie?

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When u get snow in April..

Make a snowman!

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Batman is Awesome- even YouTube says so

Just another great day at the Bat-Computer

This is how I started my day

The view from the bike! Happy Friday!

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The grey hairs..

Have reappeared. Time to trim!

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The Dark Knight is ..

on the job at the Bat-Computer

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Next on the PC patrol.....

School renames Easter eggs `Spring Spheres` Wednesday, April 13 2011 Nutty News Seattle, Washington - A sophomore at a local private high school thinks an effort to make Easter politically correct is ridiculous. Jessica, 16, said that a week before spring break, the students commit to a week-long community service project. She decided to volunteer in a third grade class at a public school. "At the end of the week I had an idea to fill little plastic eggs with treats and jelly beans and other candy, but I was kind of unsure how the teacher would feel about that," Jessica said. "I went to the teacher to get her approval and she wanted to ask the administration to see if it was okay," Jessica explained. "She said that I could do it as long as I called this treat `spring spheres.` I couldn`t call them Easter eggs."

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HOLY SHOWTIME BATMAN! Batman is going LIVE!

This is a publicity shot fo "Batman Live"  this is a stage show that will tour the world for the next 5 years and is set to be in the US sometime next year.

It is premiering in Lodon at the O2 arena in August.  click the title link for details

Let's hope this is NOT another Spiderman type debacle. 

Toddler drunk at Applebee`s restaurant

I believe in starting 'em young but they should know

WOW! someone's getting FIRED!

Toddler drunk at Applebee`s restaurant Monday, April 11 2011 Nutty News Michigan - A 15-month-old was hospitalized after a behind-the-bar mix-up at a Michigan Applebee`s restaurant that left the toddler sipping alcohol instead of apple juice. Police were called to the Madison Heights restaurant after the parents of Dominic Wilson Jr. noticed their son acting strangly during a family dinner. "He was saying `hi` and `bye` to the walls," said Wilson`s mother, Taylor Dill-Reese, 18. "He laid his head down like he was sleepy, then woke up and got really hyper." At first, Dill-Reese blamed his odd behavior on lack of sleep. But at the end of the meal, she said Wilson`s father was stunned by what he tasted after taking a sip of his son`s juice. The juice was an alcoholic concoction that was stored in a mislabeled container.

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Monday Morning

The Dark Knight needs his coffee


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Fun Fotos for a Sunday.

Just another pleasant valley Sunday


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Tell this to all the Christian groups that have Facebook pages

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Parish declares that Facebook and Christianity don't mix

A Roman Catholic parish in Chicago is warning parishioners about the dangers of Facebook. St. John Cantius parish leaders wrote in the church bulletin this past Sunday that Facebook is against the Christian culture. Social networking sites in general apparently encourage vanity and dishonesty by providing an outlet for children to create their own electronic version of reality, concocting their ow...
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The King...

Has his coffee.






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Google "tilt"

It's kind of funny.

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Wow!

Saw this ad in the breakroom the other day





Great idea to help a great cause.

Then saw this





Sven is pulling out all the stops to promote this- WOW!


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Had a visitor today

He knocked on the window





I invited him in but he had to go.

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Happy Hump Day!

I 'googled' - hump day- and picked the first image that caught my eye

I hope she bought the Bear some dinner first!

Holy Huge Hot Coffee Batman!

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Wow- watching YouTube made my TPS reports better

This is shocking- can't wait to share this at work. 
 

Good News! Wasting Time on the Internet Makes You More Productive

A recent article in The New Yorker confirms what many of us have been wanting to believe for years: wasting time on the Internet makes us better workers...

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