I love this picture

My friend Garrett snapped this recently





I love it!

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Probably the as close as he'll ever get..

Local movie house- two Oscar nominated films and an Adam Sandler movie.





I like Sandler- but that's as close as he'll ever get to an Oscar.


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Man urinated on $500 worth of chicken, ate ham

Note to self- don't take Jerry to KFC!

Man urinated on $500 worth of chicken, ate ham Sunday, February 27 2011 Nutty News North Little Rock, Arkansas - The incident ended with Jerry Patterson, 58, of North Little Rock, in jail. Police say he was drunk at the time. Kroger managers told officers the man urinated on $500 worth of chicken and also ate a large package of ham. Patterson is charged with public intoxication, theft of property, and criminal mischief. Police were called to the store to investigate a report of a drunk man who was being verbally aggressive with store workers.

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New Big Girl Bed!

Actually one of our old beds repurposed.





Nora loves it!

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Seriously?

An Australian performance artist had a third ear surgically implanted in his arm.

Stelios Arcadiou, better known as Stelarc to his fans, waited years to find a doctor who could graft an ear onto his arm! He says that it is an artistic augmentation of the body’s form. Of course, Stelarc is not able to hear out of this extra ear, but he hopes to one day implant a microphone inside the ear so that others can listen through his arm!

This douche needs a new hobby.


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Saturday in the playroom.

Making calls




Drawing





And dishes





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Woman finds gator behind couch after flood

WOW! that's not just normal flood damage 

Woman finds gator behind couch after flood Thursday, February 24 2011 Nutty News Brazil - After floodwaters receded from her home, a Brazilian woman was shocked to find a most unwelcome house guest: a 5-foot alligator lying tamely in the living room as her 3-year-old son petted the reptile`s head. The animal apparently was washed inside by the high water, said Luiz Claudio Farias, a captain of firefighters in the north-central city of Parauapebas. When the woman went to clean up the following day, she saw the boy playing with something behind the couch, Farias said. It turned out to be a gator. "She snatched the boy away and called us," he said.

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More Friday Fun

Happy Friday!

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Fun with apps

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Aahhhh it's relaxing.....

Watching fish and petting my Pussy.


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That's MY kind of gamble!

Two Vices In One!: Slot Machine Pays Booze

On Geekologie:
http://www.geekologie.com/2011/02/two_vices_in_one_slot_machine.php

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Cookies soo good- you'll wanna beat your roommate!

Woman tries to kill roommate over Thin Mints Wednesday, February 23 2011 Nutty News Florida - Police say a brawl between roommates over Girl Scout cookies led to assault charges against one of them. The Collier County Sheriff`s Office reports that 31-year-old Hersha Howard woke up her roommate and accused her of eating her Thin Mints. They argued and deputies say that it turned physical with Howard chasing her roommate with scissors and hitting her repeatedly with a board and then a sign. Howard is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

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So I looked at him and said...

Tigger please!

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SNOW!

We got alot.






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Had a great day at Nickelodeon Universe

Nora went on rides and had ball!!!

Gracias to Mr.&Mrs. Catman for some good times.

Now home through the snow to relax.

Happy Sunday kids!


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Let's go to the Zoo

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We need to bring it back!

Cocktail/Happy Hour

 

you know like-

or this-

in a safe responsible way of course.

Is it just me...

Or is butternut squash VERY phallic?

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Breakfast at the Playroom.

Nice view.

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I know it's capable, but

But I still feel the need to watch it. It is a Spot-BOT.

Sky-Net anyone?

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This is Grossly Awesome

reason #37 why I love Bill Murray

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

Here are My Valentines








And I get to have lunch with them today!

I'm a lucky Bastard.


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Snuggling with Daddy & Pooh

I love these moments!

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Finally! Now no more hiding your drunkenness.

Nation Elects First Openly Drunk Senator

http://onion.com/hTrxyT

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See the latest from America's Finest News Source at -

http://www.theonion.com

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Saturday in the snow.

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I love this kid!

some more great footage of "Darth Vader"



I love this kid!!!

They should make absolution an "in-App" purchase.

Religion Goes High-Tech: New iPhone App to Help Catholics Through Confession

First the pope gives the go-ahead on Catholics using Facebook, now the Catholic Church has approved an iPhone and iPad app aimed at helping users through the confession process...

Read more at http://www.geeksugar.com/Catholic-iPhone-App-13786624

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Put that in your scrapbook!

WOW!

Two of my favorite things collide!

Silly Sunday pictures

Batman was in a band





And had a Bat-Ape





Yeah.... That just happened.

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Jack Donaghy's Guide to Manipulation

Pay attention , you just might learn something. 
 

Video: Jack Donaghy's Guide to Manipulation

30 Rock's Jack Donaghy relies on his slick smarts and business prowess as NBC's persuasive Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming. And if you pay attention, each Thursday Jack teaches us how we too can become masters of manipulation. From successful negotiation to dealing with family drama, Jack can help us get what we want. And that's why we love him. His sidekick Liz Lemon already enlightened us about dating deal breakers, so let's find out what life lessons we can learn from Jackie D in his guide to manipulation. Some of his best one-liners ahead!

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