Of the reasons
I love
Being a Dad!
And I learned from the best-
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
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Sunday, June 20, 2010
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
Here are just a few
Of the reasons
I love
Being a Dad!
And I learned from the best-
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
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Of the reasons
I love
Being a Dad!
And I learned from the best-
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
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Friday, June 18, 2010
yeah- True Story!
a great momment from "Old School"-
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "
Feel bad that it happend to this guy- FOR REAL!!!
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/hey_it_happens_craigslist_enga.php
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "
Feel bad that it happend to this guy- FOR REAL!!!
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/06/hey_it_happens_craigslist_enga.php
Thursday, June 17, 2010
At the end it may just be Ozzy and roaches.
http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/16/scientists-to-study-black-sabbath-ozzy-osbournes-genome/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.
Ozzy Osbourne's genome will be sequenced, in hopes that scientists can figure out how the notoriously self-destructive rocker is still alive.
"Sequencing and analyzing individuals with extreme medical histories provides the greatest potential scientific value," Nathan Pearson, director of research at Knome, a leading gene-sequencing company, told the U.K. newspaper the Daily Mail.
Although the 61-year-old Osbourne has been sober for eight years, he spent the bulk of his life consuming legendary amounts of alcohol and hard drugs, as well as engaging in other high-risk activities.
The bat community will be keeping its webbed fingers crossed in hopes Knome won't conclude that Ozzy's stunning longevity can be attributed to his unique diet of their heads.
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Ozzy Osbourne's genome will be sequenced, in hopes that scientists can figure out how the notoriously self-destructive rocker is still alive."Sequencing and analyzing individuals with extreme medical histories provides the greatest potential scientific value," Nathan Pearson, director of research at Knome, a leading gene-sequencing company, told the U.K. newspaper the Daily Mail.
Although the 61-year-old Osbourne has been sober for eight years, he spent the bulk of his life consuming legendary amounts of alcohol and hard drugs, as well as engaging in other high-risk activities.
The bat community will be keeping its webbed fingers crossed in hopes Knome won't conclude that Ozzy's stunning longevity can be attributed to his unique diet of their heads.
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So does this mean The Pope hates Illinois Nazis too?
Vatican calls ‘Blues Brothers’ a ‘Catholic classic’
Comedy joins ‘The Passion of The Christ’ among recommended films
By Eric J. Lyman
Hollywood Reporter
In the story, Jake and Elwood — played by John Belushi, right, and Dan Aykroyd, respectively — embark on an unlikely road trip featuring concerts, car chases, clashes with the police and neo-Nazi groups, all, ostensibly, to raise money for the church-run orphanage where they grew up
TAORMINA, Sicily — When Jake and Elwood Blues, the protagonists in John Landis' cult classic “The Blues Brothers,” claimed they were on a mission from God, the Catholic Church apparently took them at their word.
On the 30th anniversary of the film's release, “L'Osservatore Romano,” the Vatican's official newspaper, called the film a “Catholic classic” and said it should be recommended viewing for Catholics everywhere.
The film is based on a skit from “Saturday Night Live.” In the story, Jake and Elwood — played by John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd, respectively — embark on an unlikely road trip featuring concerts, car chases, clashes with the police and neo-Nazi groups, and attempts at revenge from a spurned lover, all, ostensibly, to raise money for the church-run orphanage where they grew up.
But aside from a brief appearance from Kathleen Freeman as a wrist-slapping nun referred to as “The Penguin” and the brothers' periodic claim that they were on a mission from God, spirituality does not play a significant role in the film.
In addition to Belushi and Aykroyd, the film featured an all-star cast including musicians James Brown, Cab Calloway, Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, John Lee Hooker, and Chaka Khan, in addition to noted actors John Candy, Carrie Fisher, Charles Napier, and Henry Gibson, and cameo roles for Frank Oz, Steven Spielberg, Landis, Mr. T, and Paul Reubens.
With the recommendation, “The Blues Brothers” joins the list of dozens of films recommended by Catholic authorities that includes Cecil B. DeMille's “The Ten Commandments,” “Jesus of Nazareth” from Franco Zeffirelli, Mel Gibson's “The Passion of The Christ,” Victor Flemming's “Joan of Arc,” and “It's a Wonderful Life” from Frank Capra.
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Comedy joins ‘The Passion of The Christ’ among recommended films
By Eric J. Lyman
Hollywood Reporter
TAORMINA, Sicily — When Jake and Elwood Blues, the protagonists in John Landis' cult classic “The Blues Brothers,” claimed they were on a mission from God, the Catholic Church apparently took them at their word.
On the 30th anniversary of the film's release, “L'Osservatore Romano,” the Vatican's official newspaper, called the film a “Catholic classic” and said it should be recommended viewing for Catholics everywhere.
The film is based on a skit from “Saturday Night Live.” In the story, Jake and Elwood — played by John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd, respectively — embark on an unlikely road trip featuring concerts, car chases, clashes with the police and neo-Nazi groups, and attempts at revenge from a spurned lover, all, ostensibly, to raise money for the church-run orphanage where they grew up.
But aside from a brief appearance from Kathleen Freeman as a wrist-slapping nun referred to as “The Penguin” and the brothers' periodic claim that they were on a mission from God, spirituality does not play a significant role in the film.
In addition to Belushi and Aykroyd, the film featured an all-star cast including musicians James Brown, Cab Calloway, Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, John Lee Hooker, and Chaka Khan, in addition to noted actors John Candy, Carrie Fisher, Charles Napier, and Henry Gibson, and cameo roles for Frank Oz, Steven Spielberg, Landis, Mr. T, and Paul Reubens.
With the recommendation, “The Blues Brothers” joins the list of dozens of films recommended by Catholic authorities that includes Cecil B. DeMille's “The Ten Commandments,” “Jesus of Nazareth” from Franco Zeffirelli, Mel Gibson's “The Passion of The Christ,” Victor Flemming's “Joan of Arc,” and “It's a Wonderful Life” from Frank Capra.
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010
ouch- I guess Orange is not the new black!
this is a bit overboard but The FIFA has a right to protect their business.
Now if they can just get rid of the damn BUZZ!
Now if they can just get rid of the damn BUZZ!
Monday, June 14, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Was there possibly "cahoots"
Was watching Back to the Future 2 today.
I noticed something- when the delorean takes off in "hover mode", it sounds suspiciously like
The Millenium Falcon!
Since Spielberg produced BTTF- and he is buddies with George (Star Wars) Lucas- ya think there was "cahoots" and GL let SS borrow the sound?
That will haunt my dreams.
Ok, seriously it will bug me a little
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I noticed something- when the delorean takes off in "hover mode", it sounds suspiciously like
The Millenium Falcon!
Since Spielberg produced BTTF- and he is buddies with George (Star Wars) Lucas- ya think there was "cahoots" and GL let SS borrow the sound?
That will haunt my dreams.
Ok, seriously it will bug me a little
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010
HOLY S@&$! I don't think I could get that in my mouth.
Check out: "Is This 210-Pound Burger The New World's Biggest?" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/08/is-210-pound-burger-new-worlds-biggest/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
We have a rule at Asylum, a fairly simple and medically sound one: Do not eat anything heavier than our own body weight.
Which will keep us from indulging in this 210-pound burger, made from 178 pounds of ground beef, 120 eggs, 16 tomatoes, 120 cheese slices, 4 pounds of lettuce and 46 pounds of bread. It's then topped off with a pound of barbecue sauce.
Bosses at Ambrosia on the Spot in Sydney, Australia, created the burger in a bid to get into the Guinness Book of Records. They say it took months of planning and over 12 hours to cook.
Evidence of the burger -- which could feed 100 -- has now been sent to Guinness World Records offices and is expected to take the title from a 185-pound burger made in the U.S. However, we're wondering whatever happened to the 590-pounder grilled up by barbecue chef Ted Reader in Canada last month.
Keep reading to see footage of the colossal gut-buster and if any professionals in the field of giant-burger judging are reading this, please clear up our confusion in the comments.
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http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/08/is-210-pound-burger-new-worlds-biggest/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
We have a rule at Asylum, a fairly simple and medically sound one: Do not eat anything heavier than our own body weight. Which will keep us from indulging in this 210-pound burger, made from 178 pounds of ground beef, 120 eggs, 16 tomatoes, 120 cheese slices, 4 pounds of lettuce and 46 pounds of bread. It's then topped off with a pound of barbecue sauce.
Bosses at Ambrosia on the Spot in Sydney, Australia, created the burger in a bid to get into the Guinness Book of Records. They say it took months of planning and over 12 hours to cook.
Evidence of the burger -- which could feed 100 -- has now been sent to Guinness World Records offices and is expected to take the title from a 185-pound burger made in the U.S. However, we're wondering whatever happened to the 590-pounder grilled up by barbecue chef Ted Reader in Canada last month.
Keep reading to see footage of the colossal gut-buster and if any professionals in the field of giant-burger judging are reading this, please clear up our confusion in the comments.
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010
"Hey Pot! It's Kettle, we're black ya'll"
Found this Pic linked on The Sister's FB Page
Talk about something kicking ya right in goodies!
Kind of looking forward to when Obama finds out "who's ass to kick" at BP!
Monday, May 24, 2010
You always remember your first!
My first “love”!
The first Car ( of the now ten I have owned) was the 1964 AMC Rambler Classic 770.
It was bought new by a nice lady in St.Cloud who only drove it to “Church and the grocery store”. She left it to her nephew with only a small dent and 24xxx miles. The Dad and I bought it for $1000 bucks in 1988.
I LOVED this car!!!
It came to an untimely end – cause I smashed it up- a few years later but it had a nice ride!
My best memories (outside of romantic ones) in this car involve playin’ CB Tag with My Boys- the Bastards.
We developed this game by accident-we all had CBs in our cars and would play a radical version of hide and seek in our cars.
You were “tagged” when a “seeker” was behind you by less than a car length at a stop sign or red stop light. This and the boundary lines were pretty much THE ONLY RULES.
As 18 year old boys- we were CRAZY! Honestly- looking back- I am amazed no one got hurt. We only had two crashes in the 5 months or so we played the game.
It got sooo crazy- the County Sherriff had a “Task Force” to catch us.
They did- it took them two months and a team of 10 officers- but they did.
The Bastards have joked about playing ‘Tag’ again someday but with all of us being “grown-up” now I doubt it.
Maybe when we are all retired and need something to do we’ll play again. Or then again- maybe that’s when we’ll take up “skitchin’” again.
But that’s another story!
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The first Car ( of the now ten I have owned) was the 1964 AMC Rambler Classic 770.
It was bought new by a nice lady in St.Cloud who only drove it to “Church and the grocery store”. She left it to her nephew with only a small dent and 24xxx miles. The Dad and I bought it for $1000 bucks in 1988.
I LOVED this car!!!
It came to an untimely end – cause I smashed it up- a few years later but it had a nice ride!
My best memories (outside of romantic ones) in this car involve playin’ CB Tag with My Boys- the Bastards.
We developed this game by accident-we all had CBs in our cars and would play a radical version of hide and seek in our cars.
You were “tagged” when a “seeker” was behind you by less than a car length at a stop sign or red stop light. This and the boundary lines were pretty much THE ONLY RULES.
As 18 year old boys- we were CRAZY! Honestly- looking back- I am amazed no one got hurt. We only had two crashes in the 5 months or so we played the game.
It got sooo crazy- the County Sherriff had a “Task Force” to catch us.
They did- it took them two months and a team of 10 officers- but they did.
The Bastards have joked about playing ‘Tag’ again someday but with all of us being “grown-up” now I doubt it.
Maybe when we are all retired and need something to do we’ll play again. Or then again- maybe that’s when we’ll take up “skitchin’” again.
But that’s another story!
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This is a "fire" in your pants
Crazy what those Diggers find
This is labeled as an ancient stone "sex aid" and "fire starter"
That's Hot!
http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2010/05/17/2010-05-17_prehistoric_siltstone_phallus_the_worlds_oldest_sex_toy_was_also_used_as_tool_to.html
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This is labeled as an ancient stone "sex aid" and "fire starter"
That's Hot!
http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2010/05/17/2010-05-17_prehistoric_siltstone_phallus_the_worlds_oldest_sex_toy_was_also_used_as_tool_to.html
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Friday, May 21, 2010
I'm not the only one, thank God!
http://www.popeater.com/2010/05/20/guy-loves-sex-and-the-city/?icid=popeater-iphone-url
Pop-Ed: I'm not trying to be ironic. I'm not trying to be proud. I'm not even trying to score points with the ladies. And I'm certainly not apologizing. I'm just saying I'm a (straight) man, I've seen and enjoyed all of 'Sex and the City,' dug the movie and I'm psyched for the sequel. And I feel like I'm the only one.I sometimes wish I could write off the fashiony, gossipy adventures of Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte as a guilty pleasure, but in truth I spend more time shrugging my shoulders, misunderstanding why guys avoid the show the way they avoid buying tampons or watching 'The Bachelorette.'
Read about my love affair with 'Sex' after the jump.
When the complete DVD set turned up on my then-girlfriend's doorstep in all its pink, velvet glory, I'd never seen an episode. I grumbled and tried to make jokes at the show's expense -- this was being forced to watch 'Moulin Rouge' all over again -- and, like that fabulous musical that charmed me when I least expected it, 'Sex and the City' surprised the hell outta me. It was like finding my sister's Cosmopolitan (the magazine, not the Carrie-and-co-endorsed cocktail), making sure no one was looking and pawing through pages from the minds of women, for women. It was like that, only much more entertaining, less obsessed with 75 boilerplate bedroom tips and with nudity galore. I laughed a lot, became invested in the characters and just really enjoyed the show.
The glitzy New Yorkiness of it all, watching in small-town Maine and dreaming of moving to the city, was intensely alluring. Since living and writing in New York, I've seen firsthand that Carrie's columnist-in-a-huge-apartment-buying-thousands-of-shoes lifestyle is fantasy BS (and that cabs do go to Brooklyn, Miranda, and real-life people commute from that supposed nether-realm each and every day), but I just don't care. Carrie and her ilk are well-written characters who, when you move past the headlines and the misconceptions, can span more demographics than reason would suggest.
This isn't to say I couldn't see the show's flaws, and the same went for the 2008 movie. There was plenty not to like -- after six seasons of Carrie and Big's will-they-won't-they, I just wanted to see them together, not fighting and being depressed -- but, just like I approach my Stephen King fanaticism (which is way out of hand), I treat the movie and the series like a relationship: Recognize the major imperfections, ignore the small ones and try to love it as a whole. I thought the movie rocked a fairly unblazed trail in taking a TV serial and continuing its thread on the silver screen. When it came to critics' opinions -- particularly as time has passed these two years -- and even regular old friends, I felt more and more like a loner in my unrepentant fandom of the flick.Now the sequel. Again, I'm excited. When I saw the first trailer with my gal, I nudged her and said we'd need to go, even if it was under the guise of her wanting to see it. I gasped -- a little, just a little, guys! -- when I saw Aidan pop up. I sunk into the familiar viewing groove when I heard Carrie's narration over the shimmery shots of Manhattan. Hell, I'm excited to hear Liza Minnelli's take on Beyonce's 'Single Ladies.'
I'll be there on opening weekend, sticking out like a sore thumb and not caring, but still wondering ... where are the others like me?
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Thursday, May 20, 2010
ME to Star Wars-"I love you!"- Star Wars says- "I know"
Would have loved to have been in LA last night for the 30th Aniversary screening/fundraiser of “The Empire Strikes Back”
In attendance- not pictured-Mark Hamill (Luke), Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca), Billy Dee Williams(Lando), Ewan Mcgregor(young Obi-Wan) and Han Solo himself- Harrison Ford. He also did a Q&A after the film- oooooohhhhhh would that have been awesome to witness.
Made me nostalgic for many things Star Wars. This Weekend I am going to my parents house to go thruohg my stuff from the attic and I know I’ll find many classic Star Wars toys( along with some Batman stuff) here are a few classic and modern Star Wars products that stand out. (Via MSN)
Marvel released comics for all the 'original trilogy' films, had many of these- including the GIANT one.
The 'Think Geek' site sells this. so you too can be Luke cuddling in the warmth of a TaunTaun.
TaunTaun smell not included.
I find your lack of Jam disturbing!
a toaster that imprints Lord Vader on your Toast.
Gotta wonder who came up with this one.
O Hasbro and their 'mail in' offers. This was one of many- the main one I remember was the one for Boba Fett before he was released to buy in the store. That one had the launchable rocket pack too.
And finally- the grail of Star Wars items
ANYTHING with "Revenge of the Jedi"
the original title of Episode VI. Then george decided , 'revenge' was not a Jedi concept.
I had a hat with this one it at one time- maybe I'll find it in the 'stuff from the attic'
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Now if he had web shooters this would be Legendary, but it's still awesome!
"Spider-Man Foils Robbery in Comic Book Store" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/05/04/spider-man-foils-robbery-in-comic-book-store/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
In a neat case of life imitating art, while proving the former is much less exciting, a would-be comic book thief was apprehended at an Australian comic book store this weekend by a crimefighter wearing a full Spider-Man costume.
When store owner Michael Baulderstone spotted the customer slip a $150 "X-Men Omnibus" into his backpack and make for the exit, he knew he had to act fast.
With his Spidey-sense tingling -- he was wearing a full Spider-Man costume for International Free Comic Day -- the 45-year-old sprang into action and followed the thief through the store to challenge him.
Then, in a sight which makes us glad CCTV was invented, he demanded the man hand over his bag and carried it back through the Adelaide store, followed by the red-faced crook.
During the incident Spidey, sorry Michael, shouted over to a group of 40 other costumed comic book shoppers, including Jedi knights and the Flash, to block the door.
However, he says it was not until he asked the collected superheroes to call the police that they realized exactly what was happening. Until then they'd all thought it was a PR stunt.
Keep reading to see Spidey in action.
More Weird News
Simpsons Gag Inspires $25 Muffins
Teen Robs Graves to Steal Human Toe
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In a neat case of life imitating art, while proving the former is much less exciting, a would-be comic book thief was apprehended at an Australian comic book store this weekend by a crimefighter wearing a full Spider-Man costume.When store owner Michael Baulderstone spotted the customer slip a $150 "X-Men Omnibus" into his backpack and make for the exit, he knew he had to act fast.
With his Spidey-sense tingling -- he was wearing a full Spider-Man costume for International Free Comic Day -- the 45-year-old sprang into action and followed the thief through the store to challenge him.
Then, in a sight which makes us glad CCTV was invented, he demanded the man hand over his bag and carried it back through the Adelaide store, followed by the red-faced crook.
During the incident Spidey, sorry Michael, shouted over to a group of 40 other costumed comic book shoppers, including Jedi knights and the Flash, to block the door.
However, he says it was not until he asked the collected superheroes to call the police that they realized exactly what was happening. Until then they'd all thought it was a PR stunt.
Keep reading to see Spidey in action.
More Weird NewsSimpsons Gag Inspires $25 Muffins
Teen Robs Graves to Steal Human Toe
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
May the Fourth Be With You!
for Star Wars Fans- today is a holiday. Since it is May 4th- if I have to explain further- you struggle!
Here are some fun Star Wars pics- all but one done as Motivational Posters.
Good Times!
Here are some fun Star Wars pics- all but one done as Motivational Posters.
Good Times!
"Worst Elevator Ride...EVER!
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Hey Ladies! Are you gonna be Boobalicious for Boobquake?
Check out: "Boobquake Event Urges Women to Revolt With Cleavage" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/23/jennifer-mccreight-boobquake-facebook-page-revolts-against-iran-cleric-earthquake-claim/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
An Iranian cleric attributed the recent string of natural disasters -- in Haiti, Chile and Mexico/Southern California -- to promiscuous women flaunting their bodily goods.
"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," said Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi.
Sounds ridiculous, right? But instead of brushing aside this obviously false assumption, Jennifer McCreight of Purdue University created "Boobquake," a worldwide event taking place on April 26th that encourages women to wear low-cut tops and push-up bras.
Continue reading for more details of this brilliant plan to tempt fate.
"Nearly all the feedback I've received has been extremely positive," McCreight tells Asylum. "A lot of people seem really thankful that someone vocalized how ridiculous this anti-science and anti-women thinking is."
The event will take place all day on Monday, April 26th (much to the delight of the male sex). So far, over 100,000 people are registered to participate, according to the event's Facebook page.
Boobquake is more than just showing off jugs, though. In addition to wearing a low tank top herself, McCreight plans to do some actual scientific research on the day of the event to see if all that cleavage can significantly increase activity on the seismograph.
And if the world actually shifts?
"Tens of earthquakes happen every day, so I'm not too worried," she tells us. "But if we do [see a big one], we'll know women have magical powers, which is kind of cool."
McCreight admits that the science may be flawed since the upcoming Boobquake will be a one-off. To combat the small sample size, she also hinted at repeating the event to gather more robust scientific data. We here at Asylum can only hope for this research to continue.
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An Iranian cleric attributed the recent string of natural disasters -- in Haiti, Chile and Mexico/Southern California -- to promiscuous women flaunting their bodily goods. "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," said Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi.
Sounds ridiculous, right? But instead of brushing aside this obviously false assumption, Jennifer McCreight of Purdue University created "Boobquake," a worldwide event taking place on April 26th that encourages women to wear low-cut tops and push-up bras.
Continue reading for more details of this brilliant plan to tempt fate.
"Nearly all the feedback I've received has been extremely positive," McCreight tells Asylum. "A lot of people seem really thankful that someone vocalized how ridiculous this anti-science and anti-women thinking is."
The event will take place all day on Monday, April 26th (much to the delight of the male sex). So far, over 100,000 people are registered to participate, according to the event's Facebook page.
Boobquake is more than just showing off jugs, though. In addition to wearing a low tank top herself, McCreight plans to do some actual scientific research on the day of the event to see if all that cleavage can significantly increase activity on the seismograph.
And if the world actually shifts?
"Tens of earthquakes happen every day, so I'm not too worried," she tells us. "But if we do [see a big one], we'll know women have magical powers, which is kind of cool."
McCreight admits that the science may be flawed since the upcoming Boobquake will be a one-off. To combat the small sample size, she also hinted at repeating the event to gather more robust scientific data. We here at Asylum can only hope for this research to continue.
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Sponge Bob saves lives!
Check out: "Choking Girl Saved by Lessons From 'SpongeBob'" - PopEater.com
http://www.popeater.com/2010/04/23/choking-girl-saved-by-lessons-from-spongebob/?icid=popeater-iphone-url
We know SpongeBob entertains, but we had no idea he could save lives! A girl from Long Island credits 'SpongeBob' for showing her how to perform the Heimlich maneuver on a choking friend, reports Newsday (via AP).
Allyson Golden and Miriam Starobin found a joke their teacher told on Tuesday so funny that they were both "on the floor" laughing. But the laughter in the Long Beach Middle School music class soon stopped, as Allyson started choking on her gum. She began kicking her legs and turned red. That's when her best friend Miriam, 12, sprung into action. With the aid of lessons learned from the television show 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' Miriam performed the lifesaving Heimlich maneuver and Allyson's gum popped out of her mouth.
"Her hands were around her throat and she's turning purple and I'm going, 'Oh my God,'" Miriam recalled to ABC News. "The first thing I did was channel SpongeBob," she told Good Day NY on Friday. "I saw SpongeBob do the Heimlich."
In one episode of the series, the surly character Squidward swallows a fork and is revived by Patrick. Squidward also once had a clarinet in his throat and was saved by SpongeBob. 'SpongeBob' is an animated TV show on Nickelodeon.
"[The gum] flew across the room like five feet. I was so thankful she saved my life," said Allyson.
"We think it's smart thinking on Miriam's part, and we are happy that SpongeBob could be such a positive help," said a spokesperson from Nickelodeon.
Miriam claims she also likes 'Grey's Anatomy' and other medical shows. She has not received formal training in performing the Heimlich maneuver.
Allyson is in good medical condition.
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We know SpongeBob entertains, but we had no idea he could save lives! A girl from Long Island credits 'SpongeBob' for showing her how to perform the Heimlich maneuver on a choking friend, reports Newsday (via AP).Allyson Golden and Miriam Starobin found a joke their teacher told on Tuesday so funny that they were both "on the floor" laughing. But the laughter in the Long Beach Middle School music class soon stopped, as Allyson started choking on her gum. She began kicking her legs and turned red. That's when her best friend Miriam, 12, sprung into action. With the aid of lessons learned from the television show 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' Miriam performed the lifesaving Heimlich maneuver and Allyson's gum popped out of her mouth.
"Her hands were around her throat and she's turning purple and I'm going, 'Oh my God,'" Miriam recalled to ABC News. "The first thing I did was channel SpongeBob," she told Good Day NY on Friday. "I saw SpongeBob do the Heimlich."
In one episode of the series, the surly character Squidward swallows a fork and is revived by Patrick. Squidward also once had a clarinet in his throat and was saved by SpongeBob. 'SpongeBob' is an animated TV show on Nickelodeon.
"[The gum] flew across the room like five feet. I was so thankful she saved my life," said Allyson.
"We think it's smart thinking on Miriam's part, and we are happy that SpongeBob could be such a positive help," said a spokesperson from Nickelodeon.
Miriam claims she also likes 'Grey's Anatomy' and other medical shows. She has not received formal training in performing the Heimlich maneuver.
Allyson is in good medical condition.
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Buy a bed- fed a mouse to gator? How dumb!
Check out: "Alligator Feeding at Store Grand Opening Shocks Furniture Shoppers" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/21/alligator-feeding-at-store-grand-opening-shocks-furniture-shoppe/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
We're not marketing experts, but the traumatic deaths of small mammals probably isn't the best way to attract new customers to your business. But who knows, maybe you can sell furniture based on how many bunnies a gator will eat.
In Los Lunas, N.M., a furniture store decided the best way to get people excited about no-credit-check-needed rentals was to toss some live animals to a pit full of gators every so often.
Thoughtfully, management warned folks before they tossed the mice and rabbits to their ends, so folks could turn away if they'd rather not sacrifice their children's innocence on the altar of affordable sofa beds.
The store admits that there were gators, and that they were fed live animals, though they insist it was only mice and not rabbits ... and that everyone was told ahead of time when the feeding would occur. Customers say the gators were next to a child's play area.
We say show us the video, Internet! And the Supreme Court agrees.
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We're not marketing experts, but the traumatic deaths of small mammals probably isn't the best way to attract new customers to your business. But who knows, maybe you can sell furniture based on how many bunnies a gator will eat. In Los Lunas, N.M., a furniture store decided the best way to get people excited about no-credit-check-needed rentals was to toss some live animals to a pit full of gators every so often.
Thoughtfully, management warned folks before they tossed the mice and rabbits to their ends, so folks could turn away if they'd rather not sacrifice their children's innocence on the altar of affordable sofa beds.
The store admits that there were gators, and that they were fed live animals, though they insist it was only mice and not rabbits ... and that everyone was told ahead of time when the feeding would occur. Customers say the gators were next to a child's play area.
We say show us the video, Internet! And the Supreme Court agrees.
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
I find many women LOVE to talk to me over the phone.
"Women Swoon Over Men With Monotone Voices" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/20/women-swoon-over-men-with-monotone-voices-clint-eastwood-george-clooney/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.
Males with a steady tone of voice have a significantly higher number of sex partners than their tonally inconsistent counterparts.
Researchers tested 200 men to observe how much their vocal pitch changed during a simulated dating game, among other situations. The less a man's voice wavered, the more sexual partners that guy reported over the past year.
Experts believe a monotone voice signals to a woman that a man is strong, powerful and in control -- a gent who won't waver in stressful situations. Clint Eastwood and George Clooney are examples of men whose monotone voices contribute to their sex appeal.
And, of course, there's perfectly even-voiced Nixon-speechwriter-turned-actor-and-game-show-host Ben Stein. You'd be a fool to let your woman within a city block of that smooth-talking cat.
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Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.
Males with a steady tone of voice have a significantly higher number of sex partners than their tonally inconsistent counterparts.Researchers tested 200 men to observe how much their vocal pitch changed during a simulated dating game, among other situations. The less a man's voice wavered, the more sexual partners that guy reported over the past year.
Experts believe a monotone voice signals to a woman that a man is strong, powerful and in control -- a gent who won't waver in stressful situations. Clint Eastwood and George Clooney are examples of men whose monotone voices contribute to their sex appeal.
And, of course, there's perfectly even-voiced Nixon-speechwriter-turned-actor-and-game-show-host Ben Stein. You'd be a fool to let your woman within a city block of that smooth-talking cat.
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Sunday, April 18, 2010
He has risen indeed!
Check out: "Church Erects Jesus Painting With a Foot-Tall Penis" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/16/warr-acres-oklahoma--st-charles-borromeo-catholic-church-jesus-penis-painting/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
He hath risen.
Well, probably not in the biblical sense, but a painting depicting the crucifixion of Jesus, which hangs in Warr Acres, Okla., seems to indicate Jesus indeed had a rising ... in his pants.
As you can see in the picture here, Jesus appears to have, for some inexplicable reason, a giant penis. Considering the artwork is approximately 10 feet tall, that would make this an almost foot-long wiener.
Of course, the parishioners of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church -- and pretty much every other Christian -- have a problem with it: "I think it's an embarrassment to our Lord," one longtime churchgoer told the local news station. "I think it's an embarrassment to our parishioners. And I think it's an embarrassment to our visitors."
Interestingly enough, instead of admitting that a giant penis is depicted in the painting, the local archdiocese, the church's leader and even the artist himself are denying that's what's being pictured here.
Father Phillip Seeton says that it's actually showing abdominal distension, probably caused by Christ's many hardships in the name of God.
What do you think? (Hint: It's definitely a penis.)
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He hath risen.Well, probably not in the biblical sense, but a painting depicting the crucifixion of Jesus, which hangs in Warr Acres, Okla., seems to indicate Jesus indeed had a rising ... in his pants.
As you can see in the picture here, Jesus appears to have, for some inexplicable reason, a giant penis. Considering the artwork is approximately 10 feet tall, that would make this an almost foot-long wiener.
Of course, the parishioners of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church -- and pretty much every other Christian -- have a problem with it: "I think it's an embarrassment to our Lord," one longtime churchgoer told the local news station. "I think it's an embarrassment to our parishioners. And I think it's an embarrassment to our visitors."
Interestingly enough, instead of admitting that a giant penis is depicted in the painting, the local archdiocese, the church's leader and even the artist himself are denying that's what's being pictured here.
Father Phillip Seeton says that it's actually showing abdominal distension, probably caused by Christ's many hardships in the name of God.
What do you think? (Hint: It's definitely a penis.)
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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Why are the Smarties always the Smellys
Check out: "Nerd Body Odor Out of Control at MIT" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/14/nerd-body-odor-out-of-control-at-mit/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
MIT has a well-deserved reputation of being home to the kinds of people who will get rich off of making the world a better place while the rest of us read about it online. However, genius apparently has its limitations, and at MIT those limitations are represented hygienically.
Body odor has become such an issue in the halls that the school has actually invested money in buying toothpaste and deodorant for rank, nasty students who are funking up the buildings. Can you even begin to imagine how much stink we're talking about if administrators had to get together and allocate funds to deal with it?
Asking people to run a wet cloth across their bits might have worked just as well, but for whatever reason, since a number of hardcore students are willing to eschew even the basics of living during study sessions leading up to finals, this was apparently the best solution available.
Here's hoping all these people graduate and go on to invent personal jetpacks and portable, affordable baconizers, thus making this all worthwhile. Keep reading and be amused by some of the brains at MIT graphing the problem out for CNN.
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MIT has a well-deserved reputation of being home to the kinds of people who will get rich off of making the world a better place while the rest of us read about it online. However, genius apparently has its limitations, and at MIT those limitations are represented hygienically. Body odor has become such an issue in the halls that the school has actually invested money in buying toothpaste and deodorant for rank, nasty students who are funking up the buildings. Can you even begin to imagine how much stink we're talking about if administrators had to get together and allocate funds to deal with it?
Asking people to run a wet cloth across their bits might have worked just as well, but for whatever reason, since a number of hardcore students are willing to eschew even the basics of living during study sessions leading up to finals, this was apparently the best solution available.
Here's hoping all these people graduate and go on to invent personal jetpacks and portable, affordable baconizers, thus making this all worthwhile. Keep reading and be amused by some of the brains at MIT graphing the problem out for CNN.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
I love scotch! And I want her job!
Check out: "Heather Greene, Scotch Master -- Hot Girl, Cool Job" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/14/heather-greene-scotch-master-hot-girl-cool-job/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
Scotch master Heather Greene travels the globe offering booze enthusiasts the "Deadwood" equivalent of the Pepsi Challenge: The New York native provides blindfolds and, with snifters full of cinnamon and wood and pears and honey, schools the soused about the sauce -- in particular Glenfiddich Scotch Whisky. She helps drunks everywhere find out just which single malt whisky works best with their respective palettes. Trouble is, Greene goes down smoother than any swill the Scottish distillery has to offer.
You've been heading up Glenfiddich Scotch tastings for three years now. What did you do before then?
I am also a professional musician. Just as the music industry imploded around 2005, I was selling out tours in 10 European cities but bringing home a nickel and some drunken memories. While I was living in Edinburgh I needed some dough to record and satisfy my weekend-trip-to-Paris habit. So I walked into the Scotch Malt Whisky Society in Edinburgh to ask for a job, and they liked the idea of a Manhattanite working there.
I completely fell in love with the wistful world that is Scotch whisky. Within one year I had visited a dozen distilleries, taken a test to find out I was a "nose," served on the SMWS tasting panel (the first American woman, I'm told) and collected so many bottles I took a ship home from England so I could sneak them by customs. I've actually done that four times now.
That's quite a collection. So just how loyal are you to Glenfiddich? If Macallan called with a job offer, would you consider?
I don't care for the overt and strong sherry notes of their whiskies, and I would also get tired hanging around 60- to 80-year-old men in golf slacks correcting me on how to drink my dram. Glenfiddich is an exciting place to work. They have a true pioneering spirit, no pun intended, and are willing explore new ways to reach new drinkers. I've done tastings in odd art spaces, and I've worked with chefs on cooking and pairing with Glenfiddich. The fact that they even hired me is pioneering; most ambassadors are young men with an accent and a kilt. So, no, I have no interest in switching to another brand. Some of the opportunities that have come my way include offers to move to South Africa, Russia, France, work on TV shows, write books, teach, open whisky bars, and even pose nude with a whisky bottle. I've yet to be tempted. I've got the dream gig.
Are you usually working art shows and dinner parties? What's the usual scene like?
There isn't always a formula. I try to go where I can make an impact and find a way to create a meaningful experience with a loyal whisky drinker or novice. I've done whisky-paired dinners, charity events, speaking engagements, magazine parties, private parties, press events, men's clubs, restaurants and bars. Last week I met Sir Sean Connery, Donald Trump and Alan Cumming at the Glenfiddich-sponsored "Dressed to Kilt" annual event. That was good fun.
Do you find anything particularly sexy about your job?
I'll tell you what is super-sexy, and that's a woman walking into a bar and saying, "Glenfiddich 18. Neat. Side of water." I also like to see a female mixologist handle whisky and know what she's doing, like Aisha Sharpe at The Breslin in the Ace Hotel. Add her to my crush list.
Where in NYC do you recommend people go for a decent Scotch selection or just a flat-out damn-good deal?
I love Ari Form's cocktails at The Jakewalk in Brooklyn. He stunned me with this amazing nutmeg-infused Glenfiddich, and they have a killer collection.
You can't go wrong visiting Ethan Kelly at the Brandy Library for a huge selection, and for something esoteric, the recently opened 10 Downing has a Glenfiddich 15, a tea-infused whisky cocktail.
Highlands in the West Village is fabulous. I think Jim Meehan at PDT is great with whisky, as is Brian Miller at Death + Company. Hudson Bar and Books has a great list, too. Finally, Glenfiddich 12 can be found at just about any bar. It's springtime, and sipping that on ice is pure joy.
Are you a hot girl with a cool job? Write us so we can appreciate you.
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Scotch master Heather Greene travels the globe offering booze enthusiasts the "Deadwood" equivalent of the Pepsi Challenge: The New York native provides blindfolds and, with snifters full of cinnamon and wood and pears and honey, schools the soused about the sauce -- in particular Glenfiddich Scotch Whisky. She helps drunks everywhere find out just which single malt whisky works best with their respective palettes. Trouble is, Greene goes down smoother than any swill the Scottish distillery has to offer.You've been heading up Glenfiddich Scotch tastings for three years now. What did you do before then?
I am also a professional musician. Just as the music industry imploded around 2005, I was selling out tours in 10 European cities but bringing home a nickel and some drunken memories. While I was living in Edinburgh I needed some dough to record and satisfy my weekend-trip-to-Paris habit. So I walked into the Scotch Malt Whisky Society in Edinburgh to ask for a job, and they liked the idea of a Manhattanite working there.
I completely fell in love with the wistful world that is Scotch whisky. Within one year I had visited a dozen distilleries, taken a test to find out I was a "nose," served on the SMWS tasting panel (the first American woman, I'm told) and collected so many bottles I took a ship home from England so I could sneak them by customs. I've actually done that four times now.
That's quite a collection. So just how loyal are you to Glenfiddich? If Macallan called with a job offer, would you consider? I don't care for the overt and strong sherry notes of their whiskies, and I would also get tired hanging around 60- to 80-year-old men in golf slacks correcting me on how to drink my dram. Glenfiddich is an exciting place to work. They have a true pioneering spirit, no pun intended, and are willing explore new ways to reach new drinkers. I've done tastings in odd art spaces, and I've worked with chefs on cooking and pairing with Glenfiddich. The fact that they even hired me is pioneering; most ambassadors are young men with an accent and a kilt. So, no, I have no interest in switching to another brand. Some of the opportunities that have come my way include offers to move to South Africa, Russia, France, work on TV shows, write books, teach, open whisky bars, and even pose nude with a whisky bottle. I've yet to be tempted. I've got the dream gig.
Are you usually working art shows and dinner parties? What's the usual scene like?
There isn't always a formula. I try to go where I can make an impact and find a way to create a meaningful experience with a loyal whisky drinker or novice. I've done whisky-paired dinners, charity events, speaking engagements, magazine parties, private parties, press events, men's clubs, restaurants and bars. Last week I met Sir Sean Connery, Donald Trump and Alan Cumming at the Glenfiddich-sponsored "Dressed to Kilt" annual event. That was good fun.
Do you find anything particularly sexy about your job?
I'll tell you what is super-sexy, and that's a woman walking into a bar and saying, "Glenfiddich 18. Neat. Side of water." I also like to see a female mixologist handle whisky and know what she's doing, like Aisha Sharpe at The Breslin in the Ace Hotel. Add her to my crush list.
Where in NYC do you recommend people go for a decent Scotch selection or just a flat-out damn-good deal? I love Ari Form's cocktails at The Jakewalk in Brooklyn. He stunned me with this amazing nutmeg-infused Glenfiddich, and they have a killer collection.
You can't go wrong visiting Ethan Kelly at the Brandy Library for a huge selection, and for something esoteric, the recently opened 10 Downing has a Glenfiddich 15, a tea-infused whisky cocktail.
Highlands in the West Village is fabulous. I think Jim Meehan at PDT is great with whisky, as is Brian Miller at Death + Company. Hudson Bar and Books has a great list, too. Finally, Glenfiddich 12 can be found at just about any bar. It's springtime, and sipping that on ice is pure joy.
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010
How about a nice game of chess?
Check out: "WarGames 'Shall we play a game?' computer for sale; credit cards at DEFCON 1 (video)" - www.engadget.com http://www.engadget.com/2010/04/13/wargames-shall-we-play-a-game-computer-for-sale-credit-cards/?icid=engadget-iphone-url 
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You know what sells? Nostalgia. And while you might be from the Kin generation, you have undoubtedly heard the W.O.P.R. supercomputer utter the text-to-speech phrase, "Shall we play a game?" from the speaker resting atop David Lightman's IMSAI 8080. The 1983 film WarGames is the stuff of nerd legend, of geek folklore; a 1200 baud, acousticly-coupled, wardialing catalyst in a Hollywood blockbuster that gave phreakers mainstream cred and a real chance at Ally Sheedy. Appraised at $25,000, the perfectly preserved IMSAI 8080 and its associated peripherals will go sale to the general public soon. So embrace it, buy it, and then hand over your icon of computing to the Smithsonian where it can be admired for generations. See the 8080 after the break with a gratuitous WarGames trailer tossed in just for fun.
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Sunday, April 11, 2010
I think someone needs a timeout and a nap
Check out: "Ice Hockey Coach Fined for Phenomenal Rink-Side Outburst" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/03/30/jim-playfair-ice-hockey-coach-fined-for-phenomenal-outburst/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
Ice hockey, ironically, has long been a heated sport, though usually because of player-on-player violence
Try telling that to Coach Jim Playfair who has received a fine for a sensational outburst during a match between his Canadian side Abbotsford Heat and Hamilton Bulldogs.
The coach smashed two sticks over the boards and then ripped off his jacket, Hulk Hogan-style, while he stood on the boards and screamed obscenities at a referee.
The outburst occurred after Heat forward J.D. Watt was given a five-minute charging penalty and game misconduct for colliding with the Hamilton goaltender.
Playfair was fined an undisclosed amount and will be back behind the bench for Monday's tilt versus the Manitoba Moose. Keep reading to see him in action.
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Ice hockey, ironically, has long been a heated sport, though usually because of player-on-player violenceTry telling that to Coach Jim Playfair who has received a fine for a sensational outburst during a match between his Canadian side Abbotsford Heat and Hamilton Bulldogs.
The coach smashed two sticks over the boards and then ripped off his jacket, Hulk Hogan-style, while he stood on the boards and screamed obscenities at a referee.
The outburst occurred after Heat forward J.D. Watt was given a five-minute charging penalty and game misconduct for colliding with the Hamilton goaltender.
Playfair was fined an undisclosed amount and will be back behind the bench for Monday's tilt versus the Manitoba Moose. Keep reading to see him in action.
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Saturday, April 10, 2010
Wish this was the only issue at my job
Check out: "Workers Strike Over Lack of Free On-the-Job Beer" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/09/workers-strike-over-lack-of-free-on-the-job-beer/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
Forget shorter hours or a living wage, workers in Denmark have come up with the greatest reason ever to go on strike: They are no longer to able to drink free beer all day.
Granted, the 1,050 workers who walked off the job this week work in a Carlsberg factory, where the previous policy was that employees were allowed to grab as many beers from the plant's coolers as they like, so long as they didn't appear drunk on the job.
Now the on-the-job all-you-can-drink buffet will be limited to the cafeteria during lunch, prompting the walkout. In solidarity with the factory workers' strike, Carlsberg's truck drivers -- who are still permitted to bring up to three beers on the road with them -- are also refusing to work.
This is about when you jump in your time machine and go back a couple years so you can move to Denmark and get a job at the Carlsberg plant.
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Forget shorter hours or a living wage, workers in Denmark have come up with the greatest reason ever to go on strike: They are no longer to able to drink free beer all day.Granted, the 1,050 workers who walked off the job this week work in a Carlsberg factory, where the previous policy was that employees were allowed to grab as many beers from the plant's coolers as they like, so long as they didn't appear drunk on the job.
Now the on-the-job all-you-can-drink buffet will be limited to the cafeteria during lunch, prompting the walkout. In solidarity with the factory workers' strike, Carlsberg's truck drivers -- who are still permitted to bring up to three beers on the road with them -- are also refusing to work.
This is about when you jump in your time machine and go back a couple years so you can move to Denmark and get a job at the Carlsberg plant.
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Monday, April 5, 2010
More Stuff to fill your noggin. Happy Monday!
For all you people like me who love random interesting facts...Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are. Malcolm Forbes
Stewardesses is the longest wordtyped with only the left hand.And 'lollipop' is the longest word typedwith your right hand.(Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)No word in the English language rhymes withmonth, orange, silver, or purple.' Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.(Are you doubting this?)our eyes are always the same size from birth,but our nose and earsnever stop growing.The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'uses every letter of the alphabet.(Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).(Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.(You're not possibly doubting this, are you ?)There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.'(Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.(All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds(Some days that's about what my memory span is.)A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.A snail can sleep for three years.(I know some people that could do this too!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that also . Actually I know A LOT of people like this!)Babies are born without kneecaps.They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast,the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE 2,moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.(Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Fallsfroze completely solid .There are more chickens than people in the world.Winston Churchillwas born in a ladies' room during a dance.Women blink nearly twice as much as men.If you doubt this, watch Katie Couric conducting an interview.
Now you know more than you did before!!
Friday, April 2, 2010
Impro-Trek!
Check out: "Star Trek Meets Improv? Start Trekkin May Create a Nerd Black Hole" - www.asylum.com
http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/02/star-trek-meets-improv-start-trekkin-comedy/?icid=asylum-iphone-url
"We've had 40-foot-tall babies of destruction, magma bears, crotchety demigods and evil Care Bears that just didn't care," said Captain Commanding Ben Sterling of the improv group Start Trekkin NY. "But I think my favorite aliens are the ones in the crew ... when we discover that Ensign Rogers has special anime eyes that have the power to melt the hardest hearts."
Start Trekkin is a style of improvisational comedy that follows themes and tropes from the original "Star Trek." During their hour-long live shows, 8-10 performers improvise an episodic comedy within the United Federation of Planets' universe.
And check it -- they've even got girls! Keep reading more nerd love.
"[Our cast] studies the original episodes for themes and certain interactions, so they can better understand the base templates of 'Star Trek,'" Sterling said. "Some die-hard Trekkies question our terms and pseudo-science, but we find that the genre is like a costume or a set piece."
While the costumes look authentic, the cast doesn't use specific plot lines or characters from the series. The crew, ship and adventure are based on audience suggestions at each show. For example, past ship names include USS Alanis Morissette, Poodle and Shadow the Unbelievable Cat.
"During a recent show we did at the Tank, the crew aboard USS Chevy Caprice united to win an interstellar baccarat tournament and rediscovered the power of teamwork," Sterling said.
Captain Commanding founded the group in 2005 after learning the Start Trekkin format in Austin, Texas. During their five years, the troupe has performed at multiple improv and Star Trek conventions. Immediately, we wondered which of these nerd-tastic extravaganzas gets this crew more hot geek action?
"Certainly the relaxed atmosphere [at Trekkie fests] lets people be a little more open and adventurous. It's a place to meet people with shared passions," Sterling said. "Lots of couples go because it can be fun and sexy. A few couples I know have even met at conventions."
He continued, "Star Trek as a genre is kind of the answer to the nerd dilemma. It has space, science and teleportation ... but also babes in short velvet skirts and enormous butt kicking. Improv by itself isn't nerdy. Puzzle conventions at MIT are undoubtedly nerdier."
No offense, but the 3:30 a.m. crowd at Upright Citizen Brigade Theatre's Del Close Marathon definitely out-nerd any engineer getting jiggy on a jigsaw.
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"We've had 40-foot-tall babies of destruction, magma bears, crotchety demigods and evil Care Bears that just didn't care," said Captain Commanding Ben Sterling of the improv group Start Trekkin NY. "But I think my favorite aliens are the ones in the crew ... when we discover that Ensign Rogers has special anime eyes that have the power to melt the hardest hearts." Start Trekkin is a style of improvisational comedy that follows themes and tropes from the original "Star Trek." During their hour-long live shows, 8-10 performers improvise an episodic comedy within the United Federation of Planets' universe.
And check it -- they've even got girls! Keep reading more nerd love.
"[Our cast] studies the original episodes for themes and certain interactions, so they can better understand the base templates of 'Star Trek,'" Sterling said. "Some die-hard Trekkies question our terms and pseudo-science, but we find that the genre is like a costume or a set piece."
While the costumes look authentic, the cast doesn't use specific plot lines or characters from the series. The crew, ship and adventure are based on audience suggestions at each show. For example, past ship names include USS Alanis Morissette, Poodle and Shadow the Unbelievable Cat.
"During a recent show we did at the Tank, the crew aboard USS Chevy Caprice united to win an interstellar baccarat tournament and rediscovered the power of teamwork," Sterling said. Captain Commanding founded the group in 2005 after learning the Start Trekkin format in Austin, Texas. During their five years, the troupe has performed at multiple improv and Star Trek conventions. Immediately, we wondered which of these nerd-tastic extravaganzas gets this crew more hot geek action?
"Certainly the relaxed atmosphere [at Trekkie fests] lets people be a little more open and adventurous. It's a place to meet people with shared passions," Sterling said. "Lots of couples go because it can be fun and sexy. A few couples I know have even met at conventions." He continued, "Star Trek as a genre is kind of the answer to the nerd dilemma. It has space, science and teleportation ... but also babes in short velvet skirts and enormous butt kicking. Improv by itself isn't nerdy. Puzzle conventions at MIT are undoubtedly nerdier."
No offense, but the 3:30 a.m. crowd at Upright Citizen Brigade Theatre's Del Close Marathon definitely out-nerd any engineer getting jiggy on a jigsaw.
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