NAUGHTY things u can get away with saying on Thanksgiving.

Got this off a friends FB page-

NAUGHTY things u can get away with saying on Thanksgiving-

1.) Talk about a huge breast!

2.) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3.) It's cool whip time!

4.) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

5.) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

6.) Just spread the legs & stuff it in!

7.) You still have a little bit on your chin.