Really? Suspended and can't be in graduation for this? @StarWars needs to use the Force

I have seen kids do A LOT worse than this and not even lose a hall pass

FAIL!

I organized getting $ from a bunch of seniors and sent our prinicipal a singing telegram during Senior awards night. He was made to dance in a hula skirt w/coconut bra in front of hundreds of people and it was on local public access- I WAS NOT PUNISHED! In fact I was applauded for lightening up an otherwise dull evening.

Fast forward 20 years and these kids get suspended and their graduation rights revoked- ARE YOU HIGH CLAIREE? LET THEM WALK!

click the title link to go to their Facbook page.

Pete Bye shared an Instagram photo with you

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"Lounged by the pool today with a couple of cute ladies!"

Thanks,
The Instagram Team

And the award for

Most creative use of a pop bottle top.





Me!

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My Bat-Cave!

ok- if you've know me for more than a five minutes- you know I like Batman

Not everyone knows how much.  Well- this much

My Bat-Cave

I've had this since I was 6!

Note: Adam West voiced the Grey Ghost on BTAS. My Bat-Cave wall color is called, "Grey Ghost"
True Story!

1 of these items is the full set of trading cards from the 1989 Batman movie.

FYI- My Wife is pretty Awesome!

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"Just a Sunday morning w/ Nora, dolphin and the squinkies"

Thanks,
The Instagram Team

What a nice cock!

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Fun with Wii and iMovie.

So long #3... you will be missed.

Had to come and pay my respects.

Wish the guys that played now had half his class.


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Now appearing from the back of the closet..

The Gordon Gartrail!

(Krissy shakes her head at me.)


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This Man's Awesomeness is Confirmed!

I thought my proposal was good

DAMN!

I need to get my Coffee at this place

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SO FUNNY!-- FAILS WORLD : mentos rocket fail

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rza-NLMtxKw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Ok- the CDC finally has a Zombie plan....

But it's soooo lame!

Here is the official Center for Disease Control Zombie plan

"If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It's likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated."

Ok you do that while I get my MP5, shotgun, Viking sword and My Crovel.






Let's hope I won't have to save your ass- cause I might tell ya to "suck it" with lame a plan


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It was a good night for a bike ride.

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Let the Sperm-inator jokes begin!

Check out this article that I saw in USA TODAY's iPad application.

Schwarzenegger reveals he had child with staffer
http://usat.ly/kzm9PZ

To view the story, click the link or paste it into your browser.

To learn more about USA TODAY for iPad and download, visit: http://usatoday.com/ipad/

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Now that's a little bit funny.

Notice the web address and the logo on the left

Then look at the ad on the right.

As Elton John said- "it's a little bit funny."


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It was a great day at the Como Zoo

My Ladies are pretty!












Nora is spanking the monkey





I'm a Zebra Pimpin!

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I told Krissy- this is what I want for Father's day.

Peep the details here-

http://boingboing.net/2011/04/26/go-the-fuck-to-sleep.html

Anyone with kids has said- or thought- that at least once.

I see all the parents I know nodding your heads yes.

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Seriously- This Happened

Saw a large older man dressed like this at Holiday this AM-

and he got out of a Geo Metro Convertible. like this one-

I looked to see if a bunch of clowns were about to follow but nope.

That's HOT!!!

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