Saturday, February 27, 2010

Gimmie three scoups of this funk!

Check out: "Pizzacone, the Perfect Combination of Pizza and Cone" - www.asylum.com

http://www.asylum.com/2010/02/26/k-pizzacone-new-york-pizza-in-a-cone/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


Remember back in the day when everyone ate pizza by the slice with the grease oozing off the tip and staining their clothes? Those days are over.



K! Pizzacone's revolutionary product combines the deliciousness of a pizza slice with the portability of an ice cream cone. Since its grand opening in New York City this past Monday, only one question has been on our minds -- why didn't anyone think of this before?



"The problem with pizza is that the toppings need to be proportional to the crust," said John amidst eating his first cone on Tuesday.



With Pizzacone, however, everything is combined in a swirl of cheesy goodness. Depending on your preference, either tomato or pesto sauce is poured into the crust-like cone along with melted cheese and choice of toppings. Some of the staff's personal favorites are the scrambled egg breakfast wrap and the jalapeno pepper cone.

Many New Yorkers are already flocking to Pizzacone, located on 5th Avenue in its first U.S. location, to take a bite out of this addictive concoction.



Although the eatery is usually open until midnight, Ingo Pinto, one of the store owners, had to close shop early on Monday because they had sold out. "I'm on my third one," said one New Yorker waiting in the cramped space on Tuesday.



Another customer, Joanna, thinks Pizzacone is like Go-gurt. "It's weird because pizza is already so portable," she said before sinking her teeth into the crunchy crust. It's true, why fix something that was never broken to begin with?



However, just like Go-gurt did to young kids, Pizzacone makes eating pizza more fun and exciting. As a pregnant woman, Joanna says the Pizzacone satisfies her cravings.



While these customers were enjoying the latest in pizza technology, others were not so thrilled.



"I'll stick to hot dogs," shouted one New Yorker as he left Pizzacone. "Little Italy blows this place away," said another.



But after tasting it ourselves, we expect Pizzacone to spread at least as fast as the far inferior Pinkberry.

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Friday, February 26, 2010

To boldly go to... Brooklyn?

Check out: "Trekkers Boldly Get Wild at 'The Shat Ball'" - www.asylum.com

http://www.asylum.com/2010/02/26/the-shat-ball-william-shatner-captain-kirk-birthday-party-knitting-factory/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


Happy Birthday, Captain Kir. If anyone deserves a ball thrown in his honor, it's James Tiberius, legendary leader of the USS Enterprise. And that's just what some creative Trekkers did at The Shat Ball, an event at Brooklyn's Knitting Factory honoring both the Captain and the beloved Priceline.com spokesperson / greatest actor who ever lived who portrayed him.



The event featured improv comedy from the troupe Start Trekkin' as well as Trek-themed cocktails (who doesn't love a nice Romulan Ale?), and a Captain Kirk impersonation contest dubbed "Kirk-aoke." And, of course, everyone who showed up in costume received a free drink. (And, seeing as how the event was in Brooklyn and geared toward hardcore Trekkies, everyone showed up in costume.)



Also on hand were the comedy group the Raspberry Brothers, who gave the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" treatment to the much-hated (and Shatner-directed) "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier," as well as the sci-fi-friendly rock band Fall on Your Sword. If you ever wanted to see inebriated nerds dancing to the "Star Trek" theme, this was your night.



Check out photos from the "Shat-astic" event below. For extra fun, see if you can recognize our choice quotes from the Captain himself (bonus points if you can specify the episode title and number ... and if you can, we might have a job for you).










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The Shat Ball


"Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed ... but a woman is always a woman."


The Shat Ball


"What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jackrabbit. An elf with a hyperactive thyroid."


The Shat Ball


"KHAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!"


The Shat Ball


"There are certain things men must do to remain men."


The Shat Ball


"Well, Bones, all I can suggest ... is you open up a maternity ward."


The Shat Ball


"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere ..."


The Shat Ball


"I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise."


The Shat Ball


"Second star to the right ... and straight on 'til morning."


The Shat Ball


"Peace or ... UTTER DESTRUCTION ... it's up to you."


The Shat Ball


"War isn't a good life, but it's life."


The Shat Ball









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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Star Wars comes to the showroom!

Check out: "Honda shows off three-wheeled 3R-C concept vehicle" - www.engadget.com http://www.engadget.com/2010/02/25/honda-shows-off-three-wheeled-3r-c-concept-vehicle/?icid=engadget-iphone-url
Dig the idea of something like GM's P.U.M.A. personal transporter but wish it would make you want to say pew pew pew whenever you're driving? Then feast your eyes on the Honda 3R-C concept that's just been announced in advance of the Geneva Motor Show. Nothing even approaching a roll-out date, as you might expect, but the three-wheeled vehicle would apparently use a battery electric drivetrain mounted low in the chassis for improved stability, and it even includes a bit of room for storage in the front, along with a clear canopy that apparently shifts to a windshield to give the "pilot" a bit more headroom. Not much else in the way of details, unfortunately, but Honda might have a bit more to say after its official unveiling in Geneva next week.





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Friday, February 19, 2010

Check out me and my celebrity friends!

Here's me and The Stooges!




Here I am with Marilynn




Here's me and The King!




Then some turtle just wanted to bask in my awesomeness!




See- I am kind of a big deal!


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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I want a gift card from this place!

I found it...

And you thought there was no such place, huh????




You will all be so pleased to see this.

How many times have we been 'up there without one?

P.S.- got this from my folks, they're funny!


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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Are we TRULY equal?






I was listening to the radio this AM and they were talking about leaving the toilet seat down or up and that many women see it as "inconsiderate" if their guy does not leave it down.

How is it that Men and Women need to be equal- EXCEPT when it's something Women think should Men should do for them BECAUSE they are women

Examples- Open a door

lift heavy bags/items

go first in lines

Pay for stuff

leave the seat down

the list goes on... Thankfully I have a wonderful Wife that does not feel this way and she is pretty independent.

Now-Do I leave the seat down for her- YES but not because she is a Woman- it's because she asked me to.

This really boils down to courtesy with your spouse- something you both need to discuss and have an understanding what the "default" position is- of all toilet seats in the house.

It is not about "training" your man! As some women call it.

I do things for My Wife and Women in general because it's a nice thing to do.

I do things for guys too! BECAUSE it's a being courteous to your fellow human beings- NOT because they are a Woman or a Man.





I really believe Men and Women need to be treated the same, (same pay for same work and all) but we are not truly equal.

Equal by definition is "Showing or having no variance in proportion, structure, or appearance."

Last time I checked-

I can not give birth to a child(without Divine intervention) and Women can not Pee standing up-( least not without making a big mess)

So treat ALL people with courteousy and respect- because it's the right thing to do- not because of what "naughty parts" they have.

Of course that's just my opinion - I could be wrong.

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Ahhh the simple pleasures!





Long for the days when buildings blocks were the highlight of the day.


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Saturday, January 9, 2010

Check it out!

My new sweet guitar!






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Friday, January 1, 2010

Yep- I really have done this for 11 years!

here is video of right before we all jump in Lake Minnetonka



Here is Katie and I going in!

it was TWO degrees out BTW.



All ready for #12 next year!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Yep... I got a Big Ass TV!

Here it is in the box





Here it is in all it's glory





Loving it!!

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

It's time for Celebrity Jeopardy




Just another reason why Tom Hanks MUST do a FUNNY movie again!

Tom- you have TWO oscars- nothing left to prove- just have fun and do a FUNNY movie

NOW!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Merry Christmas!!!



This was always my favorite part of "A Charlie Brown Christmas"

Awesome- Awesomely touching.

Weird and wacky 2009!

Here is a list of Newsweek's top 20 Weird and Strange news stories for 2009

http://www.newsweek.com/id/226746?GT1=43002

My fave is the one where the Iowa guy enacts an impromptu' Zombie plan!


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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

U think..

It might get this out soon?


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Ooh the WX outside is frightful!





This is what "Old
Man Winter" is gonna do to us Thursday and Friday...
but with SNOW!

Depending on which weather person u like- Anywhere from 10-20 inches of the "White stuff" is gonna fall over two days.

Christmas Eve and Christmas Day!

I bet Bing Crosby wasn't dreaming of a Christmas THAT white!


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Monday, December 21, 2009

How the Grinch stole a Charlie Brown X-mas from Frosty and Rudolph!

Being a Daddy now I have been remembering my childhood X-mas-es

the Book-o-Lifesavers I always got in my stocking!

having fondue w/ green bean casserole and rice on X-mas eve

the JOY of getting that 'one special present'

and- watching the classic TV specials

these four have been on TV- EVERY year for the last 40+ years

Frosty the Snowman, A Charlie Brown Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer! -



(check out the cool history of this special here- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_(TV_special)






Reminds me- I want everyone to refer to me as ' Yukon Cornelius' from now till X-mas



Plus ride with Santa on the Norelco razor just once!


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