Friday, April 22, 2011

HAPPY EASTER!

Nora, The Wife and I colored some Easter eggs tonight





Nora thought they were pretty.





Pretty tasty!






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Thursday, April 21, 2011

I love Weird AL!

this is another great parody from the Master.

She was just screaming out to get the Weird Al treatment.



Closed Circuit to Lady GaGa- the last artist I recall to make a big stink about not wanting Al to Parady their song- Coolio.

See how well that turned out for him-

http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/14/coolio-completely-hammered-trainwreck-incoherent-vulgar-drunk-concert-show-the-lounge-minneapolis-minnesota-pictures-gallery/


I'm Just Sayin'

This would be MY Batman trailer





If I needed a trailer.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

They gotta come up with better names for this stuff.





I get it is an organization that assists those who have lost an arm or leg BUT when you refer to it as "lost limb awareness" it's a different connotation.

It's comes off like this is some rare thing we all need to be "aware" of. That we could wake up one morning and- "holy shit! Where'd my leg go?"

Everyone knows that only happens in Monty Python movies.


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From the Archives





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Your input is desired


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Monday, April 18, 2011

Politicians piss me off!

Another one shooting his mouth off. Jesse Jackson JR is claiming America is losing jobs because of the iPad?


http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/18/the-ipad-is-taking-away-american-jobs-jesse-jackson-juniors-sa/

What an A-Hole D-Bag! America is losing jobs because ginormous A-Hole D-Bags like you are greedy and care more about your own crap than anyone else's.

YOU BOUGHT AN IPAD!

Politicians need to stop blaming others and make us afraid of everything.

Spend the $ you have and no more

"We the People" have to live on a budget- why can't you?

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Sunday, April 17, 2011

Fancy Rats?





Is it cause their noses stick up or because they have cuter "outfits"?

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Saturday, April 16, 2011

Hey now..





You're gonna make the other bananas feel inadequate.


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My Easter Sunday Outfit





Should I wear a tie?

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When u get snow in April..





Make a snowman!

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Thursday, April 14, 2011

The grey hairs..





Have reappeared. Time to trim!

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The Dark Knight is ..





on the job at the Bat-Computer

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Next on the PC patrol.....

 
School renames Easter eggs `Spring Spheres`
Wednesday, April 13 2011
Nutty News Seattle, Washington - A sophomore at a local private high school thinks an effort to make Easter politically correct is ridiculous. Jessica, 16, said that a week before spring break, the students commit to a week-long community service project. She decided to volunteer in a third grade class at a public school. "At the end of the week I had an idea to fill little plastic eggs with treats and jelly beans and other candy, but I was kind of unsure how the teacher would feel about that," Jessica said. "I went to the teacher to get her approval and she wanted to ask the administration to see if it was okay," Jessica explained. "She said that I could do it as long as I called this treat `spring spheres.` I couldn`t call them Easter eggs."
 


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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

HOLY SHOWTIME BATMAN! Batman is going LIVE!


This is a publicity shot fo "Batman Live"  this is a stage show that will tour the world for the next 5 years and is set to be in the US sometime next year.

It is premiering in Lodon at the O2 arena in August.  click the title link for details

Let's hope this is NOT another Spiderman type debacle. 

Toddler drunk at Applebee`s restaurant

I believe in starting 'em young but they should know

WOW! someone's getting FIRED!

 
Toddler drunk at Applebee`s restaurant
Monday, April 11 2011
Nutty News Michigan - A 15-month-old was hospitalized after a behind-the-bar mix-up at a Michigan Applebee`s restaurant that left the toddler sipping alcohol instead of apple juice. Police were called to the Madison Heights restaurant after the parents of Dominic Wilson Jr. noticed their son acting strangly during a family dinner. "He was saying `hi` and `bye` to the walls," said Wilson`s mother, Taylor Dill-Reese, 18. "He laid his head down like he was sleepy, then woke up and got really hyper." At first, Dill-Reese blamed his odd behavior on lack of sleep. But at the end of the meal, she said Wilson`s father was stunned by what he tasted after taking a sip of his son`s juice. The juice was an alcoholic concoction that was stored in a mislabeled container.
 


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Monday, April 11, 2011

Monday Morning





The Dark Knight needs his coffee


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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Fun Fotos for a Sunday.























Just another pleasant valley Sunday


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Tell this to all the Christian groups that have Facebook pages

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Parish declares that Facebook and Christianity don't mix

A Roman Catholic parish in Chicago is warning parishioners about the dangers of Facebook. St. John Cantius parish leaders wrote in the church bulletin this past Sunday that Facebook is against the Christian culture. Social networking sites in general apparently encourage vanity and dishonesty by providing an outlet for children to create their own electronic version of reality, concocting their ow...
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The King...

Has his coffee.






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Saturday, April 9, 2011

Google "tilt"





It's kind of funny.

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Thursday, April 7, 2011

Wow!

Saw this ad in the breakroom the other day





Great idea to help a great cause.

Then saw this





Sven is pulling out all the stops to promote this- WOW!


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Had a visitor today

He knocked on the window





I invited him in but he had to go.

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Happy Hump Day!

I 'googled' - hump day- and picked the first image that caught my eye


I hope she bought the Bear some dinner first!

Holy Huge Hot Coffee Batman!






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Wow- watching YouTube made my TPS reports better

This is shocking- can't wait to share this at work. 
 

A recent article in The New Yorker confirms what many of us have been wanting to believe for years: wasting time on the Internet makes us better workers...

Read more at http://www.geeksugar.com/Internet-Distractions-Make-Us-More-Productive-15479105


I read this in the PopSugar Mobile app on my iPhone. Download it for free at: http://www.popsugar.com/popsugarmobile



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Tuesday, April 5, 2011

In Tennessee, you don't pick up your shit...

You get arrested! Remember that kids. 







 
Woman arrested, refused to clean dog poop
Tuesday, April 5 2011
Nutty News East Memphis, Tennessee - Police in Tennessee said they arrested a woman who allegedly struggled with officers after refusing to pick up after her dog. East Memphis police said officers witnessed Kristen Hall, 24, fail to pick up after her pit bull while walking the canine in the park at Spottswood and Prescott. Officers said they informed Hall she would have to clean up the dog`s droppings but she replied she takes her dog to the park every day and had no intention of cleaning the mess.
 


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WOW- She's a nimble little OmPaLomPa!

Snooki was at WrestleMania over the weekend- and she may have missed her calling

Click the title link to watch the video.

Better dust off my hot pants and push up bra...

Try-outs are Saturday baby!

Lingerie football team gets name, logo

The new Lingerie Football League team in Minneapolis got a name Monday afternoon. The team will be called the Minnesota Valkyrie, league officials announced. According to the league, the Valkyrie name received a Lingerie Football League record 31,451 online votes.

Read more: http://kare.m0bl.net/r/edahf

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Monday, April 4, 2011

Funniest note ever left on a car windshield.

Glad he didn't hit my car!


Funniest note ever left on a car windshield.
TOP FUN STORIES | APRIL 4, 2011
http://pulsene.ws/1c4hj


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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Friday, April 1, 2011

The Apple Store- from Playmobile.

Saw this on

http://www.thinkgeek.com/




Its a shame it's their April Fools Day Joke.

I'd seriously buy one for Nora(and Myself) to play with.

Look what Nora & I made...

While playing play-dough last night





We can also make Red or Purple Taking orders now!

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Seriously- this better not suck!

I did laugh out loud at the trailer- so thats promising. 

Check out: "'The Hangover 2' Trailer: High Jinks in Bangkok with a Monkey" - PopEater.com

http://www.popeater.com/2011/04/01/the-hangover-2-trailer/?icid=popeater-iphone-url


The Hangover 2 PosterThe new, full trailer for the highly anticipated 'The Hangover Part II' has finally been released.



In February, Warner Bros. released a teaser for the sequel -- which sees the three caballeros from the first film repeating their Las Vegas mistakes -- in Bangkok! Now the studio has given us a bit more of the plot -- which suspiciously copies the plot of the first film -- but adds a monkey to the mix.



In the follow-up to the record-breaking hit comedy 'The Hangover,' Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms), Alan (Zach Galifianakis) and Doug (Justin Bartha) travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding.



After the unforgettable bachelor party in Las Vegas, Stu is taking no chances and has opted for a safe, subdued pre-wedding brunch. However, things don't always go as planned. What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can't even be imagined.



'The Hangover Part II' Trailer




'The Hangover Part II' is directed by Todd Phillips and stars Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Jeffrey Tambor, Mike Tyson, Justin Bartha, Paul Giamatti and Ken Jeong. The film opens May 26.



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