Monday, January 17, 2011

Our cat often thinks he's the boss but-

 
Village has cat for a mayor
Saturday, January 15 2011
Nutty News Sharon, Wisconsin - Residents of a small Wisconsin town said the tabby cat living in Village Hall is more than a mascot, he`s the village`s unofficial mayor. Freddy the cat, who took up residence in Sharon`s Village Hall three or four summers ago, was adopted by residents as the town`s mayor and he makes daily official visits to the post office and several local restaurants.
 


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Friday, January 14, 2011

WOW! He must have been really pent up.

Man Calls 911 on Prostitute He Hired

A Mankato man landed in jail after calling 911 and telling police a prostitute failed to deliver on his $200 payment.

Read more: http://kmsp.m0bl.net/r/azrz3

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

As Bart would say-"aye carumba!"

               SERIOUSLY? 

"Live-Action Simpsons Sex Tape Coming Soon" - www.asylum.com

http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/13/live-action-simpsons-sex-tape-coming-soon/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


Simpsons sex tape is real!Just when you maybe allowed yourself to start thinking "The Simpsons" couldn't get any worse, somebody decided to up and make a live-action pornographic movie starring most of the town of Springfield.



Promising that we've "never seen sex this yellow" (apparently they don't know about our weird jaundice fetish), Full Spread Entertainment is releasing a live-action video of what happens when you take porn actors, smear them with yellow body paint, and tell them to pretend they're the cast of "The Simpsons." (WARNING: Link is to a "Simpsons"-porn site and is NSFW unless you work from home and there's no way your roommates will hear what you're doing in your room.)



On the one hand, gross. On the other hand, what happens to all that paint once it starts getting rubbed around? Can it possibly conceal the douche-y, tribal armband tattoos that seem to plague all male adult film actors?



Also, what role does Moe play in all this? Do we have to see Moe's naked body? If these questions are plaguing you as much as us, we've put the SFW version of the trailer after the jump.


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I WANT ONE!!!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Let's hope this one isn't stingy

Check out: "World's Largest Remote-Controlled Claw Machine Dispenses Crossbows, Fruitcake" - www.asylum.com

http://www.asylum.com/2011/01/11/worlds-largest-remote-controlled-claw-santa-claw/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


And here we thought remote-control technology had reached its pinnacle with the invention of a brain-tumor-removing robot arm. But my, how The Santa Claw has proved us wrong. Instead of tumors, it grabs prizes!







Billed as "the biggest, most awesome claw game ever," The Santa Claw was created by Real Art Design Group, a design firm based in Dayton, Ohio. The claw resides in the agency's office, visible to passersby through the large storefront windows. Although the machine's size is impressive (it's as big as a Hummer and weighs one ton), the real beauty is that you can play it from the comfort of your ergonomically designed office chair, controlling the game on your computer.



Two cameras provide angles to help you maneuver the claw into a pool of "Santa's leftover gifts" -- from crossbows to wolf dream catchers to fruitcake. Plus a whole lotta big balls. If you're able to successfully grab a prize, it will be mailed to you. (Provided you live within the continental U.S. Suck on that, Hawaii.)



Users sign in to play, pick a character (boy, girl, yeti, etc.) and then wait in line, which can take up to eight hours. But it's free to play, and if you're doing it during work hours, it's kind of like you're getting paid to play. It beats getting your claw-machine fix at Chuck E. Cheese, where children are always ruining the fun.


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Tuesday, January 11, 2011

I'd take a double cheese from the Tap over this

$5,000 Burger Unveiled In Las Vegas

Call it the real whopper.

Read more: http://kmsp.m0bl.net/r/asd6f

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Sunday, January 9, 2011

This is one of the reasons...

Bill Murray is awesome.




This is a pic of Bill at a private karaoke party in NYC.

He crashed it!

Read more here

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/bill-murray-will-crash-your-karaoke-party


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If I'm ever asked to go to Hell

I'll tell 'em- no problem, I've been to Chuck E Cheese on a Sunday





Seriously- my niece had a great Birthday- all the kids had fun and the staff is nice. For me- way too much stimulation!

I need to go sit on my couch with a fluffy pillow.




And one of these.

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Nora got a new bear.

Went to "build a bear workshop" yesterday

They have quite the selection of animals and costumes for them.





You can get a Star Wars bear

OR




A Batman Bear (I may go back for one)

Or like Nora




A TinkerBell Bear!

She named it "Big Bear". It's pretty neat- and not to expensive.

I think we will go back.

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Keith Olbermann on Arizona Shooting

Most of the time I think he's a "crunchy hippie liberal" BUT

KO nails it with this- we need more agree to disagree and NO MORE disagree and die.


Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_L6PRUQMxk&feature=youtube_gdata_player


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Saturday, January 8, 2011

Happy Birthday E!

Celebrate the life of Elvis Aaron Presley on what would have been his 76th Bday.





Actually have this image framed and hanging in my house.

Long live The King.

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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Okay- Mulder and Scully can go back to the office

You read enough- you start to believe you can

Real-Life Superhero Fights Crime

A self-styled superhero was protecting the streets of Seattle on Tuesday night -- launched from his secret base at the back of a comic book store.

Read more: http://kmsp.m0bl.net/r/amzwl

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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Sometimes I miss Beavis & Butthead

Watch what you post- you might get stuck

As The Smoking Gun reports:

McVey told Officer Jason Thalheimer that she followed Davenport downstairs, where the couple continued to argue over Davenport’s Facebook page (the couple’s two-year-old child was in an upstairs bedroom). It was during this ongoing dispute, McVey said, that she accidentally slashed Davenport with a knife she had retrieved from the kitchen.
McVey said that Davenport punched her in the head during the 11 PM argument and that each combatant pushed the other. But neither Davenport, who suffered a minor wound to his arm, nor McVey was charged in connection with the domestic dispute.

I'm thinking this wasn't just about Facebook.

Monday, January 3, 2011

I love MY iPhone but I'm glad I still have an alarm clock

Interesting how dependent folks are on one item isn't it.  

2011 starts with a glitch for some iPhone users

Many iPhone customers had some explaining to do after they overslept to start the new year, due to a glitch in the gadget's alarm clock feature.

Read more: http://kare.m0bl.net/r/aj7hf

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Saturday, January 1, 2011

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Two peas in a pod

Nora and 'Neve had fun together last night





Foresee more playdates



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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

FOX 9 News: 1,000 Expected at 2011 Ice Dive

I will be one of the 1,000- I'm on dive #12

1,000 Expected at 2011 Ice Dive

More than 1,000 people are expected to take a freezing plunge on New Year's Day in Excelsior.

Read more: http://kmsp.m0bl.net/r/abw78

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I have a piece of history

I received something very cool from my Mom at Xmas





These are tokens from my great grandfather's general store he owned in Odin, MN. Folks would barter/trade these then use in his store to buy items.

Considering I'm named after him-
It was a little extra awesome.

A little piece of Peter C. Hanson will always be with me.


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Saturday, December 25, 2010

Santa was good to me today













Plus some other nice stuff

I
Am
Blessed!


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Friday, December 24, 2010

SANTA IS HERE!





I KNOW HIM- I KNOW HIM!!!


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A Christmas Story





Mr. Parker: Uh, 'frah-gee-lay.' It must be Italian!
Mrs. Parker: Oh, I think that says 'fragile,' honey.
Mr. Parker: Oh, yeah.

Awesome!

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Nora got a present tonight

Goldfish!




and being a creative child named them "fishy 1 & fishy 2"

Sonny also likes them





And with cookies/milk for Santa and carrots for the Reindeer- left by the door-





It's off to bed, dreaming of a crisp Xmas morning.

Hopefully some A-hole doesn't empty his chemical toilet in my sewer.

Merry Xmas!


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It's a Drink Celebration!

I thought I'd slide a little Holiday cocktail story your way. Well I have spent many a holiday enjoying many different libations (as my High School English teacher called them)
Some of my favs are-

"Ho-Ho-Tini" 2 shots of your favorite Vodka, 1 shot of Peppermint schnapps. Slide a candy cane in it for a fun garnish.

"Christmas in your Mouth" 1 part GoldSchlager-1 part vodka- add cranberry Juice

"Black Santa" 1 part vodka, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part peppermint schnapps

Now all of those are great but do not have a story- I have a cocktail I invented on a holiday- New year’s Eve-Eve (12/30) it’s called "The Bluto"

True Story- this was 1991- My friends and I wanted to party in a hotel for new years- we found out they jacked the room rates on new year’s eve so one of us said- "let's just do it on new year’s eve-eve!" Since we were all young and just wanted an excuse to get together and drink, we all said- "let's do it!"

So we booked two rooms and a hotel and got A LOT of liquor and started in about 6pm on 12/30. We had several folks drinking and staying but a few that came and went during the festivities.

At the midpoint I could not decide what to drink next. I stared at the table o' booze and just started pouring- I added a couple slashes of soda and drank- IT WAS DELICIOUS!

I had to quickly piece together what I made- as to not forget because of drunkenness. It was 2 shots each of vodka-rum-gin-whiskey with coke and sprite to fill the glass.

As I was enjoying my THIRD one- someone asked me what I was drinking- I looked at the TV and "Animal House" was on- it was the scene where Belushi- as Bluto- is downing the bottle of jack

I looked at them and said- "it's a Bluto and it's delicious!"


And so The Bluto was born!

Now later that night- due to the jibber jabber of some folks who had left- our festivities were busted and we were booted from the hotel. That gave birth to our now group famous exclamation- "DRINKIN'!"

But that is another story!

The Pete


Thursday, December 23, 2010

9 years ago today it all changed

That was the day of my first date with Krissy





Now together for 9 years- married for 6 1/2 years-with a beautiful daughter-





Looking forward to all the years ahead.

Love you Sweet Baby!


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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Forget the Lexus red bow!

I want THIS in my driveway Xmas morning.






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Nora picking flowers with Caillou

Isn't this cute?





Love this PBS kids app- you can create some fun pics.


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@dunnbroscoffees is THE Awesome Coffee Stop!

I am a fan of @dunnbroscoffees - I always get good service- good coffee and good times.

I most often stop at Dunn Bros. #31 in Excelsior, MN. They are always awesome and provide great coffee with a smile and a kind word or three

Plus there store looks pretty after all the snow.





As all Dunn Bros support local- I ask that you support them.

Stop in for good coffee and good times today!


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Monday, December 20, 2010

Happy Birthday to me

Had a good birthday!

I share it with lots of folks

I was surprised to learn I share it with this guy-





Jonah Hill

I guess big funny guys are popular this time of year





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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Batman RULES but,

Superman II is pretty great.

I DVR'd it last night just to watch the fight scene and this moment





When Supes crushes Zod's hand picks him up and tosses him into the abyss- IT'S AWESOME!

BTW- not having any moment like this is ONE of the reasons Superman Returns stunk

They need to have that kind of moment to get a Superman movie right.

Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.


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Friday, December 17, 2010

Better grab a tissue for this one! Bopsy- The Littlest FireFighter

Got this email this morning from The Wife's Uncle- if you don't cry or mist up- I weep for your soul.

In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26 year-old mother stared down at her 6 year-old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia..Although her heart was filled with sadness,She also had a strong feeling of determination.
Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up &Fulfill all his dreams. Now, that was no longer possible..The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true..
She took her son' s hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what
you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?'
Mommy, 'I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.'
Mom smiled back and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.'
Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix !
She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.
Fireman Bob said, 'Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary Fireman for the whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards!
And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat - not a toy -- one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.'
'They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix , so we can get them fast.'
Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from his
hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck.
Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help steer it back to the fire station. He was in heaven.
There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls.He rode in the different fire engines, the Paramedic's' van And even the fire chief's car.He was also videotaped for theLocal news program.
Having his dream come true,
With all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy, that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.



One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believed in the hospice concept - that no one should die alone - began to call the family members to the hospital.
Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and Asked if it would be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition.
The chief replied, 'We can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a favor?
When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is not a fire?'
'It's the department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you open the window to his room?'
About five minutes later a hook
and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to
Billy's third floor open window--------16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room.With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they LOVED him.With his dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said,'Chief, am I really a fireman now?'
'Billy, you are, and the Head Chief, Jesus, is holding your hand,' the chief said.With those words, Billy smiled and said, 'I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and The angels have been singing.'He closed his eyes one last time.

TRUE STORY- although some details are exaggerated- this really happened in 1981 in Phoenix.

click the title link for the REAL story from Firefighter Bob about this amazing boy and his time as the Littlest FireFighter. 

This boy was the first "Make-A-Wish" wish-
http://www.wish.org/about/the_first_wish/the_first_make_a_wish_child

 also links to the Snopes item on this and a youtube video tribute to this story

http://www.snopes.com/glurge/fireman.asp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcHGK7_6baM

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Is Batman gonna have to..

Slap a Robin?





Looks like he is.

Thanks for the pic Tyrone.

You all may now resume your
day.

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Jar-Jar is not the only Star Wars goof!

The Star Wars Holiday Special

Happy Life Day!



Lucas should put this out on DVD- he'd clean up!
If I can buy "Howard the Duck" on DVD- I should be able to
get this

Monday, December 13, 2010

Pay it Forward!

I received a Dunn Bros. GC for an early B-Day present. Went this AM to treat myself to a Vanilla Latte-Mmmmmm!





The Chap in front of me bought my coffee. So- I in turn- bought the coffee for the Chap next in line. Felt good too.

Hope he keeps it going- hope U do too.

Merry Xmas!


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Sunday, December 12, 2010

How about some Butt-Light?

FUNNY STUFF! my Dad peeped me to this one






Merry X-Mas!

Mid- December in MN





Plus we have a foot of snow!

AWESOME!

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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

May the Force be with Katie

Show support today for young Katie and all kids that like Star Wars.

My Star Wars Geek flag even extends to my iPhone

I can make it a lightsaber





Jealous?

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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

SOOOO glad I have not had Sprint Service since 2001

Peep this web chat from a guy trying to return a Sprint phone thru Sprint to it's rightful owner

Shocking to see this after reading that Folks ranked Sprint as having the best Customer Service
From Consumer Reports-"Sprint has pulled even in overall satisfaction with Verizon, which has been the clear top provider in our Ratings in most years since 2003. Sprint even scored better than Verizon in some aspects of customer service, in a remarkable turnaround."
http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/111505/consumer-reports-cell-service-ratings-att-is-the-worst-carrier

After reading this- those folks may want to rethink that- easier to read if you click on the title link



This guy made Star Trek doors in his house


How cool is that!

Check out: "DIY Star-Trek style air powered sliding doors are something from the future that you can have at home right now" - www.engadget.com http://www.engadget.com/2010/12/07/diy-star-trek-style-air-powered-sliding-doors-are-something-from/?icid=engadget-iphone-url
So, we don't mind a small home renovation project every now and then, and this is one we're seriously considering. Instructables has posted a step-by-step guide on installing sliding doors which are powered by an air compressor, and which look super cool. As you'll see in the video which is after the break, it's a pretty simple idea, which requires a pretty fair amount of work, but the results are very impressive. The sliding doors are controlled by a panel switch and have a key which can lock them open or shut, and the door also boasts a vent above it for air ventilation after operation. Yes, we actually want one of these.






Source: Instructables

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Sunday, December 5, 2010

The weekend

It started with some snow making it pretty.





Ended with my Smoochie and her new Pooh Bear




I'd say, it turned out great.

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Saturday, December 4, 2010

Congrats Ty & Andy





Now the reception. It's gonna be a hoot dontchaknow!

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So pretty!






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