Funny but- they should be getting some work done.

Check out: "Sega Workers Pull Off Epic 'Sonic the Hedgehog' Office Prank" - www.asylum.com

http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/12/sega-workers-pull-off-epic-sonic-the-hedgehog-office-prank/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


Ah, the office prank. Glue your colleague's stapler to his desk. Turn his speakers up to full blast when he's not looking and then wait for him to go to a website with volume.



But what if you were afforded the opportunity to pull off a more elaborate stealth cubicle incursion?



The folks in this video had a colleague who went away for a three-week vacation. When he returned, his work space was transformed into a 16-bit world in which an extraordinarily athletic anthropomorphic hedgehog will stop at nothing in his quest to accumulate rings.



Read on to check it out, and enjoy the classic video game music. (via Urlesque)

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It's just good advice.

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"get two beers and jump!"

I have been there Steve- nice of Jimmy to write a song about it.



Hope there is Summit when I need to do this.

Maybe the OCC guys can build Pee-Wee a new "hog"

 

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50 years ago- they were the definition of AWESOMENESS!

Frank-Dean-Sammy- and the rest ( Lawford & Bishop)

The Rat Pack

First seen together in- the original "Ocean's 11"

Released 50 years ago today!

They just oooozed AWESOMENESS!

 I would have loved to have been in the room with these guys back then- even for just one night

AWESOME!

What a difference 100 years makes!

Got this from "The Folks" the other day- some very shocking facts.

1910 Ford Model R

THE YEAR IS 1910

This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!

************ ********* ***********

The year is 1910

One hundred years ago.

What a difference a century makes!

Here are some statistics for the Year 1910:

************ ********* ************

The average life expectancy for men was 47 years.

Fuel for this car( pictured above) was sold in drug stores only.

Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.

Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.

There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads.

The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower !

The average US wage in 1910 was 22 cents per hour.

The average US worker made between $200 and $400 per year ..

A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year,

A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.

More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME .

Ninety percent of all Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!

Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which

Were condemned in the press AND the government as 'substandard.'

Sugar cost four cents a pound.

Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.

Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.

Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.

Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.

The Five leading causes of death were:

1. Pneumonia and influenza

2. Tuberculosis

3. Diarrhea

4. Heart disease

5. Stroke

The American flag had 45 stars ....

The population of Las Vegas , Nevada , was only 30!!!!

Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented yet.

There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or write and

Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school..

Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores.

Back then pharmacists said, 'Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind,

Regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health'

( Shocking? DUH! )

Eighteen percent of households had at least one full-time servant or domestic help ....

There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A. !

Where can I get a good deal on "just for men"?

The "goat" has caught the grays.

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Yep- people do everything with their iPhones

#9 on the bizarre list sticks out for me. 

Seriously- that's a slow process- why was your iPhone sitting next to thawing meat so long?

Check out: "'I Accidentally Buried It in My Garden' -- Ludicrous iPhone Insurance Claims" - www.asylum.com

http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/05/ludicrous-apple-iphone-insurance-claims/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


It is no secret people love their iPhones. They especially like taking them everywhere and whipping them out constantly, which is probably why so many end up being damaged in bizarre ways.



After noticing that one in five iPhone users have filed a claim for damage to their smart phone during the past 12 months, an insurance firm decided to compile lists of the most frequent and bizarre filings.



Topping the odd-claims list are two cases of plummeting iPhones (suggesting Apple should think about installing a mini-parachute in its next model). One was accidentally dropped from a hot air balloon and another was 'lost" while sky diving.



Also on the list are iPhones that were broken while being used as a table tennis racket, buried on the beach or in the garden, fell into a boiling tea kettle or chewed by a hungry dog.



The altogether-more-mundane list of the most common iPhone claims, from Protect Your Bubble, includes the handset being pinched while texting, falling off a car roof and being dropped into a toilet. (We've all been there.)



As for the guy who claimed he slipped and dropped his shiny new iPhone into a blender, you don't think it was this guy, do you?



Keep reading for the complete lists.
Top 10 Most Bizarre iPhone Claims

1. I dropped it from a hot air balloon

2. I lost it while sky diving

3. It broke when my son used it as a table-tennis racket

4. I lost it while building a sand castle for the kids

5. I accidentally buried it in the garden

6. It fell into the kettle

7. I dropped it in a food blender

8. My dog mistook it for his favorite toy and chewed it to pieces

9. Juice from a defrosting piece of meat leaked into it

10. It flew out of the car window



Top 10 Most Common iPhone Claims

1. Cracked screen

2. Stolen while texting

3. Couldn't hear the other person when making a call

4. Leaving phone on the car roof so it falls off when driving

5. Pet knocked the phone off a surface

6. Stolen from handbag

7. Internet connection completely broken

8. iPhone doesn't charge

9. Dropped in the bath/toilet

10. Screen freezes

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Say Hello to my "little" Friend.

Fun with iPhone camera

"Shouldn't have given Ernie the BatPhone number." "I've more pressing things to find than his rubber ducky!"






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Seriously- what are people so scared of?

saw this on a buddy's FB Page ( Thanks Trent.)

NICE!

PUT THAT IN YOUR BOOK!

Ever wonder what would happen if....

YOU THREW A BRICK IN A RUNNING WASHING MACHINE!

watch the awesome chaos!



the young boy in me just loves the destruction!

if you have the means- I highly recommend picking one up.

Been busy having fun with this-

"it's soo choice!"

Only Shatner could do this better

Watch "The Chairman" announce ALL the secret ingredients for Iron Chef.

Good Times!

They need to do Cabbage!

Look at My Smoochie

Krissy taught Nora how to Jam out today



That's my Girl!!!

Man kids in the 60s danced well on groups

Stayed up late watching a manly flick- Wolverine.

Then stayed up later to watch the end of this-



Yep- it was Grease 2. Made in the early 80s andhad Michelle Pfiffer singing before she knew how to roll around on a piano

I am such a sucker for a cheesy musical.


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Give me what they're on.

I really want to get what the folks who write kids books are on

Check out these pages from one of Nora's books.




I get the frog and the watering can.



I get the duck and the sponge

BUT-




What does a ladybug have to do with brushing teeth?


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Just another Saturday morning on the pond

View this AM from the deck






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MMMMMM....OH sooo Delicious and not so good for me but I don't care!

view my "treat"!

the Vanilla Iced Nirvana from @dunnbroscoffees

I love these- "they are so choice! if you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up."

This may be better than killing Nazi Zombies

Chewbacca on a giant Squirrel- killing "NATZ-IS" as Lt.. Raines would say.

Pretty awesome!

Finally- we get our own month!

Check out: "August Will Now and Forever Be 'Geek History Month'" - www.asylum.com

http://www.asylum.com/2010/07/28/geek-awards-geek-history-month/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


Surely you've heard of Black History Month, Women's History Month and National Hispanic Heritage Month. But did you know that there is another group of proud Americans who have long suffered from prejudice and stereotyping and that still don't have their very own commemorative month?



We're talking about geeks, who have contributed so much to society, while being so misunderstood. Yet for some strange reason, nobody has ever thought to declare a "Geek History Month."



That is until today. For, by decree of Asylum, August will be Geek History Month.



Why August? For starters, Aug. 6 was the day the first Web page was launched. And, as August rolls on, this Web page (the one you're on now) will be providing a steady stream of posts on great moments in geek history.



Then, on Aug. 18, our Aol mothership will present its first annual Geek Awards in Los Angeles, featuring celebrities who aren't afraid to embrace their more technical side.



So please, join us as we spend August geeking out on geek history.


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How long

Till people are protesting this

http://wcco.com/local/english.language.requirement.2.1824752.html

I'd say by Wednesday




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Yep- it's been 20 years since this happened

The fellas and I- thought limos were spendy and you could only get 3 couples at best in there

We wanted to go BIG- we did- BIG YELLOW SCHOOL BUS

Enjoy-



GOOD TIMES!

GEESE!

last year we had cows on a weeknight- this year, Geese on a Saturday morning.

If you're looking to pick up some whimsey...

There selling baskets of it at River City Days





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"I find your lack of change for my $20 disturbing."

Check out this pic-

That is The Dark Lord of the Sith- Darth Vader- robbing a Bank!

Click the link above for details.

I wonder if he tried a "force choke" on anyone?

Fun Facts on Facebook!

Click the title link for a Fun Facts on Facebook article.

I found two of the items most interesting-

1- If Facebook were a soverign nation- it would be THIRD in world population- behind China and India.

2- Aussies LOVE them some facebook- over 40% of Australia(and surrounding Island Nations) use it.

Makes me wonder how many Germans that Love David Hassellhoff- Love Facebook?

My Smoochie is growing up.

Nora turned two the other day and then Krissy cut her hair this AM





It's real short and Daddy was a bit surprised- but it's cute.

Before I know it- she'll be asking for the car keys.

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HOLY COCKTAILS BATMAN!

Russell Brand is currently filming a remake of the classic Arthur.  while watching filming the other night, this pic was taken-

I am sure Russell-and Katy Perry- made sure his cod piece was properly sized.

Click the link for more

When did being confusing become "artistic"

Nora- LOVES Dora the Explorer

Maybe she can make sense of this movie-

Incepción from Electric Spoofaloo on Take180.com

then again- maybe no one can

Soo pretty

And the Bride looks nice too!






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Ironically- this is Pee your pants FUNNY!

That's Not Tang - watch more funny videos

Yep that is not Tang- but it might be Wang.

"This is the coolest thing I have ever seen."

I loved this show when it was on-

'Beavis and Butt-head" -- the show that celebrated the slacker way of life and helped make MTV into a network that did more than just play music videos -- is coming back.

The move to resurrect the hugely popular 1990s animated anti-heroes has been rumored for several days. But yesterday, sources at MTV confirmed that a new batch of "Beavis and Butt-head" episodes are in the works.

Article also mentions-

The return of "Beavis and Butt-head" will be a backdoor( HUH..HUH you said backdoor) means for MTV to return to showing music videos -- something the network was founded upon but abandoned in the last decade to make room for popular reality shows like "Laguna Beach," "The Hills" and "Jersey Shore."


"Beavis and Butt-head," which premiered in 1993, began as an animated short called "Frog Baseball," which aired on MTV's "Liquid Television."


The basic plotline revolved around two shorts-wearing, spectacularly immature teenage pals whose banter was delivered against the backbeat of their constant idiotic laughter.

Some folks used to say about this- "they're sooo stupid!" 

THAT'S THE POINT!

Throughout history- the things that make us laugh the most are "idiots" doing dumb stuff.

I am looking forward to the return of Beavis and Butthead!

"I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"

This is what I'd love to be doing every day

Pool and cocktails!

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And I thought I was full of trivia!

Check out: "19 Facts You May Not Have Known About the Star Wars Universe" - www.asylum.com

http://www.asylum.com/2010/07/13/19-facts-you-may-not-have-known-about-george-lucas-star-wars-universe/?icid=asylum-iphone-url


Sure, "Star Wars" is the most obsessed-over movie of all time. There are, however, still some fascinating bits of trivia that have escaped the attention of all but the most hardcore fans.



Being the brainchild of notoriously egocentric George Lucas, the series is chock-full of hidden gems of knowledge and bits of Lucas's personal life.



Here are 19 fascinating facts about the Star Wars universe that aren't all that well known.

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Kids say and think the darndest things

I helped a little-












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You could also open a window- but what fun is that?

The Parents sent me this-

Just enter your Zip code or City,State  and it will tell you if you need rain gear for the day.


You could just look outside- but what fun would that be?

round-abound and left turn you must make

AWESOME AND FUNNY!

check out Darth Vader recording his voice overs for the Tom-Tom GPS



Yoda did some too!

Yep- I have an awesome family!

I am an awesomely luck SOB!

Yep-I once had COWS in my front yard- True Story!

Last weekend- I was showing the House and yard to a friend and was reminded of the time when I had COWS in the front yard.

TRUE STORY- One night in May of 2009 Krissy came running the bedroom and told me- "Honey, there is a cow in the front yard!" Well I of course said- "WHAT?" and went and looked- sure enough- there was a COW- about 8 of the actually.

I of course grabbed the camera and shot some pictures- knowing no one would believe me without them. The COWS feasted on some of our folliage and left behind a few "presents".

COWS

Krissy called the Police and they of course did not believe her at first but a few minutes later called back. Seems the Farmer that lost the calls had called them asking if anyone had reported seeing them.

Krissy- while talking to the dispatcher- saw them driving in the neighborhood. She agreed to go meet them and help corral the COWS.

My country girl!

In the end it became a fun story to share from time to time. Of course Nora slept throught the whole thing.

Now that's a pit stop!

Check out this-

http://wcco.com/watercooler/portable.toilet.street.2.1789102.html

Had to be a prank- pretty good one if u ask me.


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Pack it up and ship it back Kids! Prince says “The Internet’s completely over,”

I think The Purple One is really living "in Prince world".

Not only is the internet over but he went on to say- “The Internet’s like MTV,” Prince concludes. “At one time, MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good.”

Last time I checked- MILLIONS of people have devices that connect to the internet.

Going by that logic- I guess driving cars is "completely over" too!

Through the eyes of a child

You are reminded how awesome fireworks can be




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Come on fireworks, where u at?

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I know you are but what am I?

this is funny and naughty. NSFW

Happy Fourth of July

CELEBRATE YOUR INDEPENDENCE!



This solidified Bill Pullman's awesomeness!

Good Day!

"so Nora, did u have fun at the beach?"





"yes Daddy! Had fun!"

Sooo cute!

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I wish that worked against bugs and stuff

My Smoochie- Nora to her Mother- has a new obsession.   It used to be Caillou-

He was a little whiney but tolerable.

Now- OMG- she likes this--  

                                                    DORA THE EXPLORER!!!

IT' S SOOOO ANNOYING!!!  all the yelling and general stupidness- (yes that's a word in my world)

One thing is kind of entertaining- when they are on their adventure there is always a part where they have to watch out for  Swiper the Fox!

                    He likes to "swipe" things and keep them.
They are able to foil him by saying loud three times- SWIPER, NO SWIPING!
then he stops and exclaims- "OOHH MAN!!!  and walks away.

I wish that worked on other things.  Wouldn't it be great to just yell at the gabby annoying person at the office-

ANNNOY-ER NO ANNOYING!

ANNNOY-ER NO ANNOYING!

ANNNOY-ER NO ANNOYING!

and then they just said-  "OOHH MAN!!! - and went away.

THAT would be pretty awesome!!

Nice surprises

Remember how cool it felt to find the prize in a Cracker Jack box?

Well it was awesome!

This is similar -





Finding a lone onion ring in your fries

Pretty awesome I think.

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Not a bad morning when it starts with this

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