Yep... I got a Big Ass TV!

Here it is in the box





Here it is in all it's glory





Loving it!!

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It's time for Celebrity Jeopardy

Just another reason why Tom Hanks MUST do a FUNNY movie again!

Tom- you have TWO oscars- nothing left to prove- just have fun and do a FUNNY movie

NOW!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas!!!

This was always my favorite part of "A Charlie Brown Christmas"

Awesome- Awesomely touching.

Weird and wacky 2009!

Here is a list of Newsweek's top 20 Weird and Strange news stories for 2009

http://www.newsweek.com/id/226746?GT1=43002

My fave is the one where the Iowa guy enacts an impromptu' Zombie plan!


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U think..

It might get this out soon?


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Ooh the WX outside is frightful!

This is what "Old
Man Winter" is gonna do to us Thursday and Friday...
but with SNOW!

Depending on which weather person u like- Anywhere from 10-20 inches of the "White stuff" is gonna fall over two days.

Christmas Eve and Christmas Day!

I bet Bing Crosby wasn't dreaming of a Christmas THAT white!


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How the Grinch stole a Charlie Brown X-mas from Frosty and Rudolph!

Being a Daddy now I have been remembering my childhood X-mas-es

the Book-o-Lifesavers I always got in my stocking!

having fondue w/ green bean casserole and rice on X-mas eve

the JOY of getting that 'one special present'

and- watching the classic TV specials

these four have been on TV- EVERY year for the last 40+ years

Frosty the Snowman, A Charlie Brown Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer! -



(check out the cool history of this special here- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer_(TV_special)






Reminds me- I want everyone to refer to me as ' Yukon Cornelius' from now till X-mas



Plus ride with Santa on the Norelco razor just once!


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I say "it's my birthday!"

Happy Birthday to ME!

this is a pic of a celebrity 12-20-er

Jonah Hill- Mr. SuperBad himself

Nice co-inky-dink!

OOOHHH- Happy Life Day!

The Star Wars Holiday Special!

Lucas thought he had eradicated this from the planet

Thanks YouTube!

Let the uncomfortable-holiday awesomeness begin!

Happy Life Day everyone!

Shatner does Palin AND Palin does Shatner

Funny STUFF!

I'm just gonna put it out there... SEQUEL!

http://www.myvideo.de/watch/2827322/Titanic_Parody


This is an uncomfortably funny and awesome video of Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn pitching the worst sequel idea - EVER!


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Aaww Dad! Is it time to go already?

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HOT TUB TIME MACHINE! Is the temp 1.21 JIGGAWATTS

I recall Rob Cordry and John Cusack mentioning this on twitter last summer and thought they were just talking goofy!

Then my friend Kirschty sent me this trailer

This is soooo many kinds of AWESOME!!

And to all a good night!

Look Kids!

It's Santa and



the HO-HO-HOG!



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IF the Power-Ball $$$$$ comes my way!

A few Items- I'd purchase if $$$$$ was not an issue

Han Solo in Carbonite Desk. Reminds me of the most Awesome response ever to "I Love you!" == "I Know."

                      A Millenium Falcon BED- "Baby- can I make you Kessel Run tonight!"

                       and finally-

                                                an economical Bat-Mobile

                                                          AWESOME!

It's the least you can do

Go this website and send a nice card to a soldier for the holidays

http://letssaythanks.com/Home1280.html

It takes 5 minutes!

I would hope a nice gesture to someone else fighting for your freedom is worth FIVE minutes!


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And the Hos just keep coming

Ok- this is just getting ri-cock-ulous!!

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-tiger-woods-new-mistress-cougar-and-bragged-she-taught-him-everything

What is this Ho #37??

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods??

Santa STOPS at THREE Hos!!!

Thank my Wife Krissy for that Joke- I kinda peed my pants a little.


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Let's see if this works!

Hopefully- you'll enjoy this

He is the reason for the season!

I see displays like this and I wonder- " do you think the baby Jesus was that calm and wide eyed?"

I remember when Nora was first born and she was either sleeping, crying, or had a face that said-"what is going on here?"




Jesus-Mary and Joesph are way too mellow looking here.

Maybe that wasn't "frankenscense" the Kings brought.


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Look at my adorable Home-Slice!

Nora has learned something new this week- Mommy taught her to "slap Daddy's Butt!"

Ahhh- soo glad she's learning the basic life skills she'll need growing up!

NSFW but damn it's Awesome and FUNNY!

WRONG HOLE with DJ Lubel, Taryn Southern and Scott Baio from Scott Baio

Yep- My Wife pulls my finger!

Nora was watching Caillou the other day and something really funny happened- Caillou and his buddy Leo were laughing- mommy asks them why-they say, nothing. Then you hear a fart and they giggle!

It was awesome! Farting followed by giggling- that's real!

When Daddy farts- Nora says-"woah!"
My wife giggles- at least at first.

It reminded me of a fart in Jr high- true story- Dave Eggstien farted once in class. He was sitting in one those molded plastic chairs so it echoed LOUDLY. Of course a room full of 12-13 year olds LAUGHED LOUDLY!
Our teacher- didn't laugh though-
Dave got sent to the office- simply cause he was gassy.

People gotta lighten up!

Farts are a bodily function and they are FUNNY!

Now SHARTS- oh those are only funny if it's someone else

P.S. My wife does pull my finger and laughs when she does it- I love her!


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100% PROOF!

Poop is ALWAYS FUNNY!





Even at the Zoo!

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Sooo glad for something different!

HANDY MANNY & The Tools.

Nora likes this show and thank goodness- if I had to watch another Caillou- I was gonna plotz!

It's a fun show- Manny and the Tools are THE fix it crew in Sheetrock Hills. It mixes the fixes with teaching kids some Spanish and about diversity

Fez from "that 70s show- Wilmer Valdaramma is the voice of Manny. Other famous folks stop by also- Fred Willard- Kathy-Lee, Lance Bass and my fav- "the Fonz" - Henry Winkler

The theme is pretty good too- done by Los Lobos

All in all a good show!

But- we still have to watch the occasional Caillou.






Daddy really loves Nora.


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HIMYM- Frosty- the innapropriate snowman!

This is Legen--wait for it and I hope you are not lactose intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is DARY!

It even contains a Barney reference I never thought I would use- "Yeah, I got a whip guy!"

Tiger has some "splainin!" to do, but not to us!

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10464562?GT1=39002

Why should Tiger have to "explain himself" ? He is a human being that made human mistakes and he has admitted to and apologized to "his fans". He doesn't owe "us" anything else. His Wife and family are the ONLY ones he has to "explain" anything to now.


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Monsters do not live by Cookies alone!

Check out Cookie Monster giving Tyra a little X-mas "Goose"!

and Elmo does a little "neckin'" to boot!

Muppets Gone Wild!

Look at this F-ing Guy!

Very thankful for Handy Manny! Nora now will watch something other than Caillou.

We were watching one tonight and it made me wish I had a Theme song- every time I go to fix someone's PC

Did Aliens kill JFK?

Heard about this on the radio today and had to see for myself- this is a picture of Dealey plaza- right before JFK was shot- top right of the picture- looks like a UFO- or does it?

This was one of a treasure trove of pictures recovered the other day and are thought to have been stolen from a Fort Worth Historical society. (AOL printed the PIC first)

Maybe it was Aliens and not Cubans or the Mob that conspired to off JFK 'cause we wanted to go to the moon!

Look everyone...

It's Jesus-A-Sauras!!




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IT'S BACK!

THANKSGIVING-Day 3: the return of "Gordon Gartrail"!


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A day for giving thanks!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!

Today I am thankful for the following

I have a home.
I have a job.
I have good friends and family.

Most of all though- I am thankful for the two folks in this picture!




Love them more than they'll ever know!


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Nice one Gander MTN.

Happy Holidays!

Nothing says- I'm thankful, love my family and happy holidays like getting up early and buying a brand new semi-automatic pistol!




"seriously?"


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What's Adam West Watching?

This is a fun series of Fox promos with the Great Adam West!

Monday is my Favorite!

It pays to Tweet!

Yep- because of Tweeting on Twitter- I got this in the mail yesterday!

How I met your Mother - it's my favorite show and Barney- played with extreme awesomeness by NPH (Neil Patrick Harris)

Is my favorite character. I follow the show- Barney (Broslife) NPH and Alison Hannigan (Lilly) on Twitter

A couple weeks ago they had a contest to add CBSTweet to who you follow- the first x# of people then got a prize

I did not get the big prize but I did get - what you see in the pic- A Barney bobble-head

AND IT TALKS!

It says- "Suit Up!" - "I've done soo much good today, I've got a soul boner!" - and my favorite-

"it's going to be LEGEN- wait for it .... & I hope you're not lactose intolerant 'cause the other half of that word is DARY!"

See Twitter and Tweeting = JOY and FUN!


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"truth" in advertising!

I was shocked by this Canada Dry Ginger Ale commercial I saw tonight.

They actually say - "people wil be surprised to learn that Canada Dry Ginger Ale has real ginger!"

WHAT?  GINGER ale has GINGER in it?  As Pepper Brooks once said- " I feel shocked! "

But then I remembered something I learned about a popular product years ago
A buddy and I were shopping for party snacks and wanted some guacamole
We grabbed some Dean's guacamole from the shelf and out of curiosity looked at the ingredients- it did NOT contain avocados??

We were "surprised and shocked" !  That is THE ingredient that makes guacamole!

see the pic where it just says - guacamole -

but after this
http://www.lawyersandsettlements.com/case/guacamole_dip_deceptive_advertising.html

The label now says - guacamole flavored -

So it made the Canada Dry commercial not soo "shocking and surprising"

At least I know if she rolls in the mud- it'll be 'cause it's fun

Nora got her H1N1 shot yesterday-

this was her before the shot

This was after the shot

Daddy felt bad so we went for Ice Cream

what we learned today- Ice Cream makes it all better!

Ya think he's making his get-aways on a rascal?

A 70+ year old man is wanted by the FBI for FIVE bank robberies over the last 3 months

his nickname-

‘Geezer Bandit’

The $16,000 reward might not be enough- if they throw in a couple of Velour track suits and BOGO coupons for Old Country Buffet- some of his fellow "geezers" might be more inclined to turn him in

F-ing Old School!

YEAH BABY!

Old School- PBR in the Big Boy Glass!


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We need to check the radiation levels in Idaho!

Ok, where are these mutant taters coming from? In the pic u see two french fries almost the same length as the ketchup bottle -bout 10 inches- WTF?


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Maybe I can get some PHAT cash for my PHAT AZZ!

It's unfortunate and sad some folks died over this but if human fat is really worth $60,000 A GALLON- Stick the hose sucker in my gut and get to work!

That's a damn fine Cup O' Joe!

Mmmm Dunn Bros Coffee... Delicious!

They need to look into a small change though - either get better insulated cups or lower the temp of the coffee.

You can't hold it- even with the sleeve- for more than 30 seconds!

It is luciously delicious though!



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Strap into your Laz-Y-Boys

Ken Ober- for those that lived on MTV in the late 80's- he was the host of "Remote Control". This was a great game show for our generation.

It combined pop culture knowledge with fun and whimsy not really seen since.

He unexpectedly passed away yesterday- he was only 52

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/16/obit.ober/index.html

Adam Sandler- Colin Quinn and Dennis Leary should pay their respects to his family

They all "got their start" on that show- who knows- we may not know who any of them are without it!

Take a trip down memory lane here-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_Control_(game_show)

Then "it's time for a snack break! hold up your bowls!"

Books-books -& more books!

Yep- Nora loves books. We even have to hide certain ones or we'd be reading them ALL THE TIME!

It Is sooo cute when she wants a book read to her- she trots up to one of us and says -"ret, ret... moor ret!"

She's just soo fricken cute some days I can't stand it!



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Really... that's what you are gonna wear?

What is this fashion trend of the last few years of celebrities wearing velour tracksuits?

There are certain things you just should not wear until you've reached a certain
point in life.

loud ugly sweaters- not until your a father!

pajamas at the grocery store- only if your under 6 or a mother!

velour tracksuits?

Not until you are over 65- live in Boca or Scottsdale- and have dinner at 4:30

Hey kettle..? That pot guy is ok right?

I think this is equal to Bernie Madhoff saying Tom Petters is a "guy that wouldn't swindle you out of a dime!"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33886490/ns/entertainment-celebrities/



After reading the above article- this went through my head-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_b3oPslctA


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Now that's "green"!

Don't stare at the goats while they are eating- it's distracts them from their work!

http://www.good.is/post/rental-goats-clear-brush-better-beat-cosmonauts-in-space-race/?gt1=48001


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The more you know...& knowing is half the battle!

Take some time today and learn the history behind why today was chosen to honor ALL those who server in our Armed Forces

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veterans_Day

It involves a President and a Shoe Salesman...True Story!


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Yep it's midnight and this is for a video game.

This is the line at ONE store as gamers waited to get "call of duty- modern warfare 2". Had a late night happy hour with some buddies before they got their copies at midnight last night. They worked me hard to get one but I didn't "drink the Kool-Aid".. Yet!


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Yeah baby!!

Princess Leia in the slave outfit gave most guys(and some girls) in my age group that first tingling in their naughty place.




This pic showed up on the web this week- Carrie Fisher and her double laying out between scenes, ooohhhhh.

This one just went in "the bank"!


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Made the most of the day!

Took advantage of the nice wx and got some outside stuff done. Cleaned up a bit in the garage- put the stakes in the driveway so I don't "over do it" with the snowblower- & got the X-mas lights up!

You may say- "X-mas lights, it's only Nov 7th?". I didn't turn them on yet but they are up and ready so I don't have to do it weeks from now when it's freezing outside.

Also squeezed in time at the park with my Smoochie-




Aaahhhhaaahhhhhaaahhhhh - feels good.

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Punch... Not so much!

Tried Punch pizza- it's great if you like cold meat and cheese on burnt bread!

Had to hit Jimmy Johns to get the taste outta my mouth.

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The Tap makes a much better burger!

I am amazed that with Mcd's I am sure having a BIG legal deptartment they even had to go through this Lawsuit.

Or- maybe they thought- "it's just a small Minnesota place no one will notice"

Either way- Lion's Tap wins!!

I thought Madden had the biggest Man-Crush on Farve

This is just creepy- he talks about him like he just got done filming a scene in
"Man-Hole V; The Return of the Reach-Around"

"If you're taking the tribe 'cross country... this is your automobile!"

METALLIC PEE?  NOOO ANTARCTIC BLUE!

You know what they say about a picture.

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Trick or Treat!

My little Kitty!!

Meow!

Halloween memories

Been there and done that!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33528898/ns/weather/

I was in the Halloween Blizzard of 1991- I drove around through the whole thing- I dug my car out from Snow Plow block ins- 3 times

During those couple of days I -

Had a great date with a nice girl.

Attended a weekend Church retreat.

I dug my car out from Snow Plow block ins- 4 times

Enjoyed playing in the almost 3 feet of snow that fell.

Gained memories that will last forever!

The best image was- during the thick of it on Halloween night- a foot of snow had already fallen. I was driving on Hwy 101.

For those that don't know- this is a very curvy road so- going very slow due to the conditions.

As I was coming around one of the many S curves I saw something that- now being a Dad- warms my heart- then it was just fun to see.

There was a man in full snowsuit and boots- trekking through the snow- on his shoulder a young child in a matching snowsuit that had a monster costume stuffed over it.

In the Child's hand- a Halloween Pumpkin "trick-o-treat' bucket!

THEY WERE "TRICK-O-TREATING" IN THE SNOW! Now- that is a devoted Dad!




I love my Nora more than can be measured and I can't say I've done something that devoted for her- YET- but I bet I would!


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